How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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