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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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