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  Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...

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• Studies have shown that sucking dick during a tornado will allow the pressure inside your body to equalize to near that of the decreased pressure inside a tornado, thus preventing your body from exploding. So... he's just looking out for your safety. You should blow him and thank him for saving your life

  Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 2, 11 at 1:02pm

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• Beats the taste of a flying 2x4

  Submitted by shamrock2112 on Jun 2, 11 at 4:39pm

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• Let it happen

  Submitted by priceman9 on Jun 2, 11 at 11:20am

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• Yummy cummy ;P

  Submitted by cassiehoxy on Jun 2, 11 at 10:57pm

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• Ha, I go to Umass Amherst, nearby there

  Submitted by MAgirl on Jun 2, 11 at 10:14pm

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  • ha, no one caaaares

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 3, 11 at 1:20pm

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• I live in California and I've been using that. Do it you prude.

  Submitted by captainC on Jun 2, 11 at 12:05pm

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• This made my fucking day!!! Lmao

  Submitted by arimar3 on Jun 3, 11 at 6:48pm

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• last flavor i want in my mouth = volcano burritos from taco bell. or unicorn blood. (probably the same taste)

  Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Jun 3, 11 at 1:21pm

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  • rofl

    Submitted by Attica on Jun 5, 11 at 4:08am

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