i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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