playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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