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  • 86 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:27am

    DUIs are never funny. Fuck, people die that way. Drink all you want, but do the world a favor and call a cab.

  • 78 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:36pm

    Haha. Sacramento ... damn. Fuck that place.

  • 89 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:02am

    Whoa! What's with all the hate, puritans??

  • 88 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:35pm

    Is it just me or did the only thing to happen when they lowered the limit from 0.1 to 0.08 is that they increased their budget, but otherwise the "safety" that they quote as their reasoning wasn't affected at all? It's almost as if they only use DUI legislation to profit.

  • 93 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:56am

    Not something to be proud of. DUIs arent funny.

  • 85 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:14pm

    Sacramento and camp pendleton...love it

  • 83 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:07pm

    Gooood jobbbbb a for you

  • 79 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:39am

    Um, he said represent. He's probably a lawyer defending his client who got a DUI. You dumbass

  • 85 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:07pm

    I got DUI sober and not driving but when I got to jail the gave me a piss test when the results came back they paid for my trucks impound my lost Wage and I got a written apology from the chief Of police

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:05am

    HAHAHA SO FUNNY! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED SOMEONE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! LOL!

  • 71 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:38pm

    12:35 thats really true because people shouldnt really be driving even if they are .08 (or lower) even down to .05 or .04 can cause accidents because of impairment.

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 8:00pm

    Man, I knew I shoulda gotten a different lawyer....

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:46pm

    You deserve to be castrated and thrown into a woodchipper.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by mama691 on May 11, 10 at 4:31pm

    I just found my replacement boyfriend.

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:34am

    Thought this sight was for people to laugh at? Wish the asshole side of america would chill out. Either way you look at this its funny the law and the goverment is so messed up why wouldnt this guy represent a DUI guy half way drunk or plastered piss on the pussy's who couldnt laugh at this and let it brighten their day..it didnt effect you and this guy is a legend if not in our minds in his mind and that means alot. Happy days will follow you my friend

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:48am

    Finallyyyy a 916 on here!!!!! Represent!!!

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:49am

    Clearly you idiots just skipped over the word "represent"... thus he's a lawyer, so stop lecturing him about the perils of drunk driving. he's amazing! i hope my law career is much similar to yours, sir.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:43am

    contempt of court and potentially malpractice

  • 67 74
    Submitted by AmbulanceChaser on Mar 25, 10 at 9:50pm

    I'm pretty sure I can guess who said that. You'd be surprised at how many lawyers show up to Sac County Court still drunk. *hiccup*

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:39am

    That's hilariously irresponsible.

  • 71 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 5:14pm

    sure hope they didn't pay for your "representation", fuckboy. I wish the judge would have smelled your breath and thrown your ass in jail.

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:53am

    You sir are a legend

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:47am

    Wasn't this on before

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:51pm

    you guys are all retarded, obviously he's a lawyer, that's why he's REPRESENTING a DUI. durrr

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 12:10am

    how many rich ass senators have a half a bottle of scotch before they leave the office and then drive home like its no big deal. the laws are bogus. don't do something stupid and hurt someone but people can drive home after drinking, just not some people. know your limits.

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:24pm

    Haha I did too! But I showed up with a hairline fracture from falling ha!

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:56am

    Mckenzie C from az haha what an idiot

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:24am

    760?? ramona? julian? el centro? BORREGO SPRINGS???? hahaha probably never heard of it huh

  • 69 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 8:19am

    DUIs aren't funny if someone is hurt. Otherwise it's just an example of overzealous lawmakers who drink and drive themselves trying to earn support from watchdog groups like MADD.

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:48am

    Or 1:35 or whatever the fuck it is

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:57pm

    O God Sacramento!! Hahahaha

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:52am

    First!!!!! Mckenzie C. :) boo ya bitchesss!

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:09am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:48am

    1:36--if you have a heart you bought it at the dollar store. Get the fuck off this website and go do something productive like shoot yourself, as this world has no place for little shits like you.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:36pm

    DUI's are funny, people that die because of them are funny. I love drunk people. And I love when drunk people kill sober people.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:18am

    760 is North San Diego County, like 30-40 minutes north of SD.