Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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