Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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