yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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