theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
this will be a night to untag.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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Found your dick twin last night
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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