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  • 95 49
    Submitted by enormoustard on Mar 16, 12 at 11:45am

    Sounds like marriage.

  • 84 38
    Submitted by Smurfo on Mar 16, 12 at 11:06am

    haha, welcome to the friend zone.

  • 64 43
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Mar 16, 12 at 1:20pm

    Does she need some cool running water for that burn?

  • 59 41
    Submitted by WrongNumber69 on Mar 16, 12 at 1:31pm

    Mighty kind of him.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Mar 16, 12 at 4:56pm

    That was seconds after he realized he just nailed a fatty but was still too drunk to drive home

  • 52 39
    Submitted by MTSJsgirl on Mar 16, 12 at 11:33am

    Ouch

  • 49 41
    Submitted by mthib on Mar 16, 12 at 2:51pm

    We'll see those two on Eskimo divorce court on tv next week

  • 48 54
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 16, 12 at 6:02pm

    Stolen from several joke pages over the last handful of years.FAIL

  • 46 65
    Submitted by haynay23 on Mar 16, 12 at 12:20pm

    What's wrong with that? At least he didn't curse out..

  • 35 47
    Submitted by yesseeka on Mar 17, 12 at 10:28pm

    see! chivalry is not dead :)

  • 41 62
    Submitted by JJdoggie on Mar 16, 12 at 11:24am

    She asked? Or do you mean, I asked?