i was rollin on her like bob the builder
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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