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  • 41 32
    Submitted by jamesii00 on Oct 19, 11 at 9:49pm

    Actually that's too late there isn't enough residual drunk to justify it

    • 37 31
      Submitted by gothiccookies on Oct 20, 11 at 9:18am

      You can still be very drunk at 9am...

  • 41 41
    Submitted by arthurlux on Oct 19, 11 at 5:59pm

    As much as I would sing the praises of the mozzarella stick on any other occasion, you ate something tasting like vomit?

  • 34 31
    Submitted by kallimist on Oct 19, 11 at 9:46pm

    Its a mozzarella stick. Its never too early to eat a mozzarella stick.

    • 29 33
      Submitted by justagirl94 on Oct 20, 11 at 9:34pm

      I hear ya! Mozzarella sticks are delicious...always.

  • 37 37
    Submitted by fatherfigure on Oct 19, 11 at 7:25pm

    "Dear mom and dad, college is great, i'm being good. Thank you for spending your lifes savings on this."

    • 37 32
      Submitted by vikkigirlliee on Oct 19, 11 at 8:19pm

      I just banged a hott guy I met on http://justhookup.gu.ma/

    • 35 30
      Submitted by Rumad on Oct 20, 11 at 12:37am

      R u mad?

    • 30 28
      Submitted by justagirl94 on Oct 20, 11 at 9:33pm

      You mad bro?

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Oct 19, 11 at 5:37pm

    yum! I know I love the taste of vomit first thing in the morning! Yuck!

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Summer2397 on Oct 19, 11 at 5:46pm

    LOL High standards....

  • 24 30
    Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 21, 11 at 3:50am

    Even though you're clearly picked up somebody's puked up cheese, this just can't top the puking in a circle tale.