Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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Actually that's too late there isn't enough residual drunk to justify it
You can still be very drunk at 9am...
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R u mad?
You mad bro?
Its a mozzarella stick. Its never too early to eat a mozzarella stick.
I hear ya! Mozzarella sticks are delicious...always.
As much as I would sing the praises of the mozzarella stick on any other occasion, you ate something tasting like vomit?
Even though you're clearly picked up somebody's puked up cheese, this just can't top the puking in a circle tale.
LOL High standards....
yum! I know I love the taste of vomit first thing in the morning! Yuck!
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