i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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