yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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