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(319): View more from Iowa

WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER

(1-319): View more from Iowa

THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL

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(775): View more from Nevada

You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished

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(209): View more from California

I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.

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(817): View more from Texas

We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden

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(718): View more from New York

Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket

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(406): View more from Montana

She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"

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(817): View more from Texas

Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.

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