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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?

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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.

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(503): View more from Oregon

That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...

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Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole

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Happy birthday, you long dick monster

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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry

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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."

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