is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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