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  • 98 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:49pm

    Life would be fucking boring.

  • 86 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:41pm

    I would have more money

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:04pm

    It's okay until a certain age and in a certain amount. I like to limit myself but I'm still a teen so whatever. Oh and I have honor roll in school. I have a lot of motivation and I still light up.

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:30am

    3.55 gpa, work 20 hours a week. 6 classes. Gym 3-4 days a week. I vape nightly. Marijuana is an amazing gift of nature. It's called moti-fucking-vation. Get with the times.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 28, 10 at 9:21pm

    for some, the only change would be in your music and in your wallet. for others, they'd be able to form complex sentences and might still be in school. depends on how much and how often you smoke. weed only ruins people that get carried away.

  • 71 80
    Submitted by burtonxrider1 on Jan 28, 10 at 8:49pm

    in Soviet Russia, weed smokes you!

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:34pm

    You'd be sober lol

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:14pm

    You wouldn't be enlightened, but you'd be considerably more wealthy!! Haha

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:34pm

    I started smoking weed and I'm fine. I haven't changed at all. I smoke about three times in one night then don't do it again for a week or two. It's called limit yourself.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:16pm

    ^5:07 excuse me

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:32pm

    Don't ever quit.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 10:58am

    Me too man! I have that thought pretty much everyday ha

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:40am

    It's a fact that if you smoke weed your babies will be born without souls.don't bother googleing it just trust me.I'm a outstanding doctor

  • 61 77
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 28, 10 at 5:07pm

    You're the most pathetic human being ever if weed actually changed who you are. I've been smoking weed for 4 years and the only thing that has changed is the music I've listened to.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:59am

    I ask the same question

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:13am

    1121 spelled intelligent and respnsible wrong. If your gonna bash on somethin don't be dumb.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:05pm

    Ya man me too haha

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:24pm

    8:36 is a plagiarizing fuckface It's KGB not Nazi and it was on the office If you're quoting do it right goddamnit

  • 45 60
    Submitted by blackfantom on Jan 29, 10 at 8:53am

    You'd probably be more efficient in getting things done\nthen again everyone needs to relax from time to time in order to be ok with getting things done

  • 44 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:17pm

    815 HELL YEAH!!

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Blunttastic702 on Jan 30, 10 at 1:25am

    You probably wouldnt of realized the awesome shit you realize when your stoney, you wouldnt have all thoses good memories of ACTUAL fun times, youll miss watching the smoke twril, you would know that your dealer isnt your friend...unless its 'family', and you probably would be the douche bag telling people weed is bad simply because youve never would of tried it and you'd be missing out on so much more then you realize. So don't forget to remember to GO GREEN. \n\n;]

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:09am

    If we never smoked weed.. We wud never known how good life is :) so keep on smoking!

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:16am

    dan? Kyle? craig? jeff?

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:38pm

    Yyitt

  • 47 66
    Submitted by trent85 on Feb 17, 10 at 5:11am

    limiting urself from weed is like limiting urself from pussy.it may not always be a good idea but if its quality u gotta try it!!!lol

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:18am

    1240 here, ignore my last comment. I love the cock

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:36pm

    Here's a Nazi knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there WE ARE THE ONES ASKIN ZE QUESTIONZ

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:21pm

    Intellegent, coherent, responcible?

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:39pm

    ahhh fuck yeah frnkforttt!!!!

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 12:05am

    You'd be borin

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 9:40pm

    Why smoke weed?

  • 44 67
    Submitted by lolocaust on Jan 29, 10 at 1:55am

    you'd probably be smarter, have more money, less annoying, and less forgetful. oh and more motivated. i smoked for 4 years straight. so lame. do a real drug like coke!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:19pm

    same but i got way too many good times to wish i never did it

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:07pm

    Ohhh leave it to the 815.. Gotta love mchenry county..

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:09pm

    Me and my old man have been tokin it down together since I was 12 and I just received a scholarship to Emory (private med school for those of you who didn't know that). Marijauna is still one of my more favorite things to do. Real niggas get high

  • 40 62
    Submitted by ifzombiesattack on Jan 28, 10 at 5:07pm

    you and i would probably be a lot richer!

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:19pm

    You would probably be better. Cooler

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:20pm

    Oh and 5:04, your life would be different if you hadn't smoked, would you probably have different friends and shit.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:39pm

    ...how did this text make it on here?

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:08pm

    Story of my life..

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:46pm

    5:29... Are you saying that's what he would be like if he stopped smoking?

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:36am

    Successful

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:03pm

    I have noticed that horses cocks taste so good especially their cum. Mmmmm all down my throat :)

  • 46 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:29pm

    Take your current, most likely pathedic life. Completely flip it around to a normal productive life, then times that by ten. Oh, and all of your friends aren't complete and total douchbags either...

    • 37 55
      Submitted by This_Nigga on Jan 28, 10 at 5:44pm

      "pathedic"?

    • 36 71
      Submitted by watsittoya on Jan 28, 10 at 10:45pm

      ...said the guy that doesn't know how to spell. If you're going to try and prove a point, you better not make yourself look like a fool.

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:08pm

    Dido

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:19pm

    First

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:18pm

    I just had that exact conversation...

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:20am

    No, you probably still be a homo

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:59pm

    surely this is from STR!

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 8:29pm

    Same here. People are to hypocritical when It comes to weed these days.

  • 37 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:36pm

    Find the 40 old weed smoker and you see what you become. Life is better with a clear mind.

  • 39 71
    Submitted by popopopop on Jan 28, 10 at 6:45pm

    Hey, there's a funny site like Fmylife but where visitors can tell their DARKEST SECRETS! :P i'ts www.whatasecret.com

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:14pm

    Shut up 5:04. "the most pathetic human being ever". Really? Wow I'm so glad to know. It's funny so chill

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:23pm

    Fuck u 1019 lmao

  • 37 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:57pm

    11:09 that's a lie and you know it...

  • 39 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:27pm

    Anybody got a good knock knock joke?

  • 32 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:32pm

    It would be so much worse...

  • 42 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:08pm

    Nips

  • 30 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:57pm

    Hahahahahahaha gotta love those crazzzy nazzzis

  • 21 51
    Submitted by SubDroP on May 19, 11 at 12:46am

    ATTN: ALL HATERS!!! get the fuck with the program. marijuana is NOT a drug, it is a medicine, an herb. 16 states have medical MJ programs. and guess what? THIRTEEN have decriminalized it. open your eyes and minds before your mouths, or at least have something intelligent to say when you do.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:29pm

    Weed bad :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 5:27pm

    Here is your answer. Take your current, most likely pathetic life, completely flip it around to what would be a good normal life. Then times that by ten. Less douchebags too...