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  • Submitted by Ritard on Feb 3, 12 at 11:11am

    Tell josh to take a rain check. There is no need to have such a shitty experience.

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      Submitted by tasteofcanadian on Feb 5, 12 at 2:01am

      I just want to say, I appreciate the pun.

  • Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 12:04pm

    Not a gamble worth taking. I know people who've lost their entire houses in mudslides!

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      Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 3, 12 at 12:27pm

      And with any sign of rumbling it would be to late to run.

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        Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 1:03pm

        You said "run", GROSS!!!

  • Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Feb 3, 12 at 11:04am

    Postpone! Don't do that to the poor guy.

  • Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Feb 3, 12 at 12:37pm

    All that motion will make the inevitable arrive at the worst time. "I'm coming, he says. " "I'm going, she says."

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    Submitted by polomarco on Feb 3, 12 at 3:05pm

    Or just do it and you won't have to have butt sex ever again?

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    Submitted by PhotoBooth on Feb 4, 12 at 4:10pm

    hey guys, it's OP here. just for an update, if anyone is interested. \n1. i did kick the food poisoning through sheer force of willpower\n2. i did not have buttsex\n\nthanks for your concern!

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 3, 12 at 4:28pm

    Ew yuck.

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    Submitted by My_Dixie_Wrecked on Feb 3, 12 at 1:16pm

    Although food poisoning can be natures enima (sp?), it's best to wait until the cleansing has stopped. Unless you plan on making a fetish film for the unfortunate experience.

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    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 3, 12 at 6:18pm

    Yuck

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    Submitted by shaveydavey on Feb 3, 12 at 1:06pm

    I hope you have him a real show.

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    Submitted by mathhoe95 on Feb 3, 12 at 1:48pm

    OP is a man.

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      Submitted by traveller1988 on Feb 4, 12 at 6:07pm

      absolutely agreed. otherwise vag would be a viable option

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    Submitted by C011R on Feb 6, 12 at 4:43pm

    He'd prolly cry.

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    Submitted by VABEACH on Feb 16, 12 at 4:37pm

    so switch it up that night and you do him in the ass.. see how he likes it

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 4, 12 at 3:44am

    Dumb Bitch... So self centered to even jeopardize his anal virginity. Bitch

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    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Feb 3, 12 at 12:58pm

    hey, he might like it. you never know.

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    Submitted by polacke on Feb 4, 12 at 10:41am

    i recommend starch-based food. potatoes and unbuttered bread. should soak up in no time. ;-)