Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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