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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:00pm

    u people act as if he wasnt shitfaced when he text this

  • 75 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:26pm

    you cant always just go to the doctor..sometimes they have kids in your high school then your girlfriend finds out you have crabs...doctor is last resort...what good are friends if you cant ask them to give an opinion based on expirience about a cock/std issue

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:45pm

    don't be a fool, wrap your tool

  • 80 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 7:06am

    SO great Bahahahahaha

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:50pm

    Or you could go to the doctor and they can burn off the warts with liquid nitrogen. Ah, the gift that keeps on giving.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:20pm

    it wouldn't have been homo if he didn't say no homo

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:04am

    bahaha, no homo. love it!

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:16pm

    Ashamed to be a miami-an now lol

  • 67 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:22pm

    this is fucking gross

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:05pm

    Wow, VILE.... though the "no homo" made me laugh a little.

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:02pm

    This is what condoms and planned parenthood are for. Idiots.

  • 61 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:07pm

    Is that a mushroom? WHy is it green?

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 8:03pm

    I find that saying no homo tends to make the quote homo...

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:08pm

    ugh. omg. seriously never perusing this site whilst eating lunch again..

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:31am

    no homo is so fucking old already

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:34pm

    Are you for real? Fucking go to a hospital. 3:26, you are one of the most idiotic people I have ever met. And I haven't even met you.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:04pm

    (no homo) - seen it used on here before. hope it's catching on. quite funny.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:42pm

    why doesnt he just look it up online? its so easy to diagnose yourself these days, and there doesnt have to be any sort of embarrassing convos. duh.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:49pm

    hahahahahaha this is the first time this site has amused me in a long time.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Foodisgood on Sep 6, 10 at 2:13am

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:56pm

    thats why they make doctors. good lord..

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:48pm

    hahahhahaha, 3:26 has never heard of the hippocratic oath.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:29am

    thats fucking hilarious.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:06pm

    Lol thats awesome, the (no homo) part made me laugh. Wrap it up next time....

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:06pm

    thats when your friend forwards the picture of your dick to all his contacts

  • 36 39
    Submitted by AliceWonderland on Aug 31, 11 at 10:55pm

    dude... discustingly hilarious.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:12pm

    hahahhahahhahah tooo funny!!!

  • 58 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:31pm

    there's no way this CAN'T be homo! hahahahaha

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:55pm

    You have all got it wrong Her name is Stacie.

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:38pm

    Go to the fucking doctor. Even if your man whore STD ridden friend can diagnose you, he can't give you a prescription.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:38pm

    lets be real if he goes to a doctor he has a legal obligation to tell a girl he has an std. who wants to do that. jk thats gross and should prob be checked out

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:33pm

    Yes homo. Go to a doctor.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 4:45pm

    Wow that's disgusting...

  • 57 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:12pm

    3:51 If his friend is a doctor and has also had every STD known to man, I doubt his ability to practice good judgment, let alone medicine.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by FunnyShit23 on May 11, 11 at 4:06am

    Only in Miami

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:04pm

    It's mold... wash that nasty thing

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:51pm

    maybe his friend is a doctor and he just saved himself the hundreds of dollars. i say he's smart. even with his std.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by xandrasm on Jun 27, 11 at 9:35am

    There are so many things wrong with this text.

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:53pm

    come on, miami, you're better than that. or are you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:41pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha (no homo)