..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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