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  • 55 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:23pm

    so what if its off the soup. i'm pretty sure i laughed for a good five minutes after seeing this.

  • 51 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:08pm

    i have never watched even a few minutes of the show. who the fuck cares about some ugly bitch and her 8 kids? i didn't realize that it was a huge scandal in the media. sorry that i don't follow t.v.

  • 50 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:35am

    this has got to be the most funny thing i have ever read on this website

  • 55 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:48am

    i watch the soup yo

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:42pm

    HAHHAAHAH that really made me laugh

  • 55 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:29pm

    sooooo true poor jon

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:29pm

    ICAM 12:56. Jon would do a MUCh better job witht he kids than that stupid cunt Kate would.

  • 50 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 2:53am

    this is the greatestest quote of the year

  • 50 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:56am

    WOW! Mady is just a child. whether you hate the show or not saying you want to kill her is a bit STRONG don't you think? She is only acting like children sometimes act. Good grief she is just a little girl. If this show bothers you that much don't watch it.

  • 52 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:00am

    Dude, Jon came to my college and we partied.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:52am

    poor guy. he didn't even get some to have those kids. he just jacked off in a cup. bummer.

  • 58 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 12:27pm

    i'm not surprised jon allegedly cheated on kate. i'd cheat on that bitch too.

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:37pm

    Dear TFLN: it's the beginning of the end when you start censoring. Way to remove the Asian vs chainsaw post. I thought it was tasteless too, but good luck trying to censor your entire site. Last one out, please turn off the lights!

  • 44 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:05pm

    censor is spelled censor, with a 'c' dumbasses.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:08am

    because god knows the soup is 100% original

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:20pm

    sensor who said sensor. there's no sensorability in sensoring good sense and that's my two sense

  • 44 37
    Submitted by lipslikegravity on Mar 30, 11 at 4:10pm

    I've met Kate. she's a BITCH. tried to return four hundred dollars worth of high quality clothing that TLC bought her kids to the store I worked at because they weren't "expensive looking enough for her kids."

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:52am

    Way to rip off Joel McHale.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:38pm

    Holy shit, this site has a problem with "chinks don't use power tools"??? Get bent and fucked, TFLN!

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:29am

    LMAO FUCKIN LOVE IT

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:14pm

    HAHAHA i just did a double take at this post :D

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:58am

    I love teh soup :). And I laughed so fucking hard when I read this... Its hilarious in a very very wrong way... because killing children is bad...but Kate is a bitch.

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:34am

    Go on youtube and search for "Kate Gosselin denies Mady water." I hate this stupid bitch.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:26pm

    Funny but it was basically stolen from a "The Soup" punch line.

    • 55 51
      Submitted by brittANY26 on Mar 9, 10 at 9:42pm

      So you're not allowed to send friends jokes from tv shows?

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:13pm

    hey 10:52, if you really watched the show and/or had a life, you would know its spelled MADY and you wouldnt be correcting people on their text message spelling skills, dumbass.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:52pm

    obviously the person who sent this text doesn't watch the show because it is spelled JON* and I definitely would not mind if he just killed Maddy-I hate her.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:12pm

    A- I love that this text is from the Lancaster, PA area code. B- Fuck the fucking censorship bullshit. 98% of all material on this website is offensive. We're all offensive. Why the fuck would you sensor anything here???!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:06pm

    everyone watches this show....that could be the reason why it's such a scandal in the media right now. get a clue retard

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:13pm

    hahahahhahahhahahaahaha funniest text ever

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:08pm

    they should censor bad spelling and grammar since blogs like these seem to attract the armpit of america (& the world).

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 11:42am

    That's ridiculous...he would never hurt the children. ;P <3 Jon AND kate AND all those little childrens. =)

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:12pm

    awwwa be nice to mady! its not her fault shes a cunt...she gets it from her mother.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:56pm

    Haha lol whatver u do jon.....please keep joel

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:37am

    I'd totally watch john minus kate needs a date.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 9:36pm

    Hahahahaha this is hilarious. And it's my area code which makes it 100% better.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:25pm

    FUNNIEST SHIT ON TFLN

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:02am

    I'm glad someone else realized it's a rip off of an old soup jokee

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:22pm

    this is prob the best thing i have read in a long time!!! poor jon, he prob will snap, but hopefully he'll only kill kate =] and maybe maddy lol

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:06am

    :( fucking love j & k + 8 and nobody should fuck with them dammit

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:29am

    i'm pretty sure nobody watches the soup. so it doesn't matter.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by A__C on May 28, 10 at 11:27am

    Lmfao this one made me burst out in the middle of work...might get in trouble but this is one of the best texts on here.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:26pm

    ... LOL my friend and me were talking about the same thing this morning (: kate's a fuckin whore i'd stab that bitch

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:34pm

    Jon doing time, minus 9... let's keep the rhyme people

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:18am

    LMFAO I laughed so hard at this

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:55pm

    ummm 10:52 who the fuck does watch this show?

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:01am

    11:26, glad somebody said something. Thanks texter for plagiarizing.

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:26pm

    717 is a lot more than just Lancaster.

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:33pm

    ahahahahahahahahahaaaa soo much win in one sentance

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:41pm

    hahahaha my sister feels the same 10:22 lol...he gets treated like one of the kids by Kate lol...sems like he's just ready to kill everyone one day hmmm...interesting spin off show to OP

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:47am

    ^omg i would totally watch that. just because it rhymes. who doesn't love titles that rhyme?

  • 37 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:17am

    Who gives a shit if its been on The Soup? And god forbid someone spell a name wrong!!!