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  • 84 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:34am

    I agree with 11:22, fuck you guys

  • 85 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:03pm

    ... but she's about $300,000 more expensive than a tempurpedic.

  • 78 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:53pm

    I see 12 step meetings in your immediate future.

  • 77 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:50pm

    holy shit this is the first tfln in a while that doesnt have assholes saying "not funny, im a douchebage" on it this is a good one btw

  • 83 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:23pm

    one thing worse than the firstards are the dumb fucks who think its funny to say "7th" hahaha no you aren't funny stop incouraging the dicks who brag that they creep this site instead of get a life.

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:53pm

    you can still spill i have one haha

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:31pm

    I have a tempurpedic, it's literally like sleeping on a cloud.

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:24pm

    Ah, drinking in bed. A wonderful idea, until you drink so much in bed that you piss yourself after passing out. The memory foam is never really the same after it marinates in urine for a good 8 hours...

  • 76 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:10pm

    Yessssss. Why didn't I think of that??

  • 77 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:50pm

    laying on my wife has the same effect...

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:22pm

    Those matresses are awesome. I know from experience that merlot stains are impossible to get out of mattresses and sheets.

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:29pm

    Hey 1:23, I think I'm 9th, but I might be 10th or 11th.

  • 71 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:07pm

    I could not agree more with this text.

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:22pm

    Why is there always those few assholes who push the Bad Night button? Go fuck youselves

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:58pm

    Sold! Are you single?

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:32pm

    Of course someone from Seattle would say this

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:32pm

    Tried it the other day. Don't put it down unless it is 2feet from you. Spills everywhere. Good thing they make you buy a mattress cover

  • 60 53
    Submitted by penguinpat on Jun 17, 10 at 10:59pm

    U sound like sum gays

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:14pm

    Definitely get a memory foam bed if you bang a lot of fat girls. Without the springs you don't get that harsh bouncy recoil. Gunts don't jiggle.

  • 69 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:08pm

    Thats true devotion to your cause!! Kudos to you!!

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:26pm

    Dumbfuck bitches posting "first", I want to mouthrape you.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Sgt_Slapaho on Mar 25, 10 at 1:40am

    Seattle gotta represent

  • 39 35
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:15pm

    Stand up for what you believe in.