yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
they need to just BURY HIM!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We had to coat check the pizza.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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