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  (804): View more from Virginia

  i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.

  (804): View more from Virginia

  i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.

  (786): View more from Florida

  that would mean it's on tape

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  (804): i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately. (804): i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof. (786): that would mean it's on tape http://tfl.nu/zipf
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  Submitted by buckethead1 on May 27, 10 at 12:03pm

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  Almost first

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  Submitted by cfreymarc on May 27, 10 at 12:38pm

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  Soon to make cable tv!

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  Submitted by OhEmEffGee on May 27, 10 at 12:16pm

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  why not take a drunken trip to an AA meeting after you leave the market.....can't hurt

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  Submitted by syd234 on May 27, 10 at 8:22pm

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  804 ppl r the best

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  Submitted by enjoy420 on May 27, 10 at 11:57am

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  Firssstt

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