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  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:34pm

    ok 523 you bring a logical argument...but it was never proven that OJ killed his wife and the other dude...for each argument, there is a counter

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:15pm

    i thought this text had something to do with Step Brothers.. "i'm burying you!"

  • 38 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:42pm

    i respect him as a performer, but certain choices in life overshadow talent eventually... i think that the child molestation, the drugs, and just the bizarre nature of his lifestyle certainly fall into that category...OJ was an unbelievable football player before he killed those two (he did it, or at least theres a book that says if he would have, this is how he would have killed them, by him), but his choices overshadow any skill or ability he ever had...the same thing could be applied to elvis

  • 41 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:53pm

    i think it could be argued that OJ changed football as well, at least in the RB position, with size, speed and power and he is a HOFer...not as dramatic as mj, though, youre right...

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:25am

    Best thread EVER! lol!!

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:37am

    I love how Michael Jackson's funeral got more coverage than Reagan's.

  • 30 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:42pm

    I agree with this 1 million percent. He needs to be put in the ground, like pronto. People you need to get over it, he did make great music but he also had a reputation. Love him or hate him he's not even alive anymore. You're over it. Kay? Thanks.

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:15pm

    i believe MJ was innocent, and all of you who just keep calling him bad names really do need to shut up. Seriously, he's dead now, leave it alone. Let him rest in piece. How would you like it if you died and people kept all the gossip that has ever been spread about you going? Not far is it.

  • 35 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:49pm

    i say we all make sammiches

  • 33 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:35pm

    Amen is right bury the plastic fucker already!

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm

    2:21 it's the best text in awhile

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:47am

    I almost killed all the endangered animals in the world when I heard the news...but I only killed half of them

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:14pm

    wow, what rebuttals!

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:13pm

    LONG LIVE MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 35 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:50pm

    2:46. Thats not even remotely funny nor was it funny when we first heard it the day he died. If you're going to try to be funny at least be original.

  • 31 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:24pm

    mmmmmm slaw and french fries

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:43pm

    wow, i love your sympathy and sensitivity 6:42. getting over deaths is just that easy, poof, over it.

  • 30 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:01pm

    After they bury him I'm just gonna dig him up and have a beer with him. Cuz that would fuckin' rock.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:56am

    blueberry waffles???????

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:22pm

    I did love his music, but I think the memorial was a little overdramatic. It's sad that some of these celebrities can't even get "peace" when they die. They had to make it into a big "party."

  • 30 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:21pm

    H8n? Gr8est? Tryna? Kno? 4rm? You're the reason this contry is fucked. Good job!

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:05pm

    I wish they tripped and it fell open...

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:24pm

    He did get "peace". Remember? That's why he went on trial!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:38pm

    right. but here's the thing, michael jackson isn't JUST a "child molester" he is so much more than that to so many people, he was amazingly talented, so the fact that accusations are overshadowing him as a performer is sad, in the case of OJ, he was KNOWN for being accused of murder, that is what really made him famous, where as mj should be remembered for his talent and not the accusations, people can think what they want of whether it was true or not, but it still shouldn't belittle him as a performer

  • 27 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:22pm

    All pedophiles should be tgis embraced at their funeral. I thought I was the only one who couldn't give fuck less about his death. Move on

  • 35 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:55pm

    I love that his funeral cost over 3 million bucks. I can think of many other things that money could have paid for. Where were the celebs with the financial support? Now tax payers have to pitch in. Not fair.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:14pm

    did anyone ever stop to think that...his plastic body will last longer than the casket?

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:06pm

    401, how about u step outside n go for a walk. no mj coverage there

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:44pm

    black michael made some good music. white michael is a fucking child molester that no one seems to remember. haha RIP

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:19pm

    HOLY SHIT PUT THAT M-F'er IN THE GROUND ALREADY! It's not a funeral if it's a fucking three ring circus. How many of the celebwhores there are only there because they're desperately trying to get some of the spotlight this creepy fuck is drawing after he kicked the bucket. I'd say a lot of them.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:18pm

    " Anonymous said... Why would this text make it on the site? It's not funny? July 7, 2009 3:41PM" way played

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:05am

    i'm sick of everyone crying over it like they are his best friend. yeah he had talen whatever he motivated you to sing/dance whatever. were you there with him on his birthdays or holidays? did you guys chat on the phone? yeah didn't think, save your remorse for someone who is actually going to deserve it.

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:53pm

    that sounds more like a mongoose, Riki Tiki Tavi

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:22pm

    blt with a hefeweizen and some slaw?

  • 26 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:46pm

    3:42 its not the benefit of the doubt, its beyond a shadow of a doubt. The dude, liked little boys, deal with it. and apparently no one remembers when Anna Nicole Smith died, she was on the news for 3 fucking weeks

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:59pm

    def thought this was about spencer pratt

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:27pm

    its never been proven he's guilty you ignorant fucks neener!

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:21pm

    he's dead. who gives a fuck if he did it or not. just let him die and be done with it. @10:29 AM [July 8th] sure I'll help you! Thats the worst for them

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:02pm

    um 4:44 its 4:39, and the intelligent person who wrote the one before you made the point, loud and clear...so thanks 4:43, and kill yourself 444 so you can join mj in hell

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:44am

    i love how everyone knows exactly who we're talking about without the original post ever mentioning a name...

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:03am

    Careful, MJ's ghost might think it's a little boy and do naughty things to him! This sounds like a job for: GHOSTBUSTERS!

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:24am

    everyone just shut up. he's done nothing but be a super fucking creeper for 10+ years and none of you gave a rat's ass about him, his music, or his family until he died. right now the only thing that is dead is SANITY amongst the American people, who literally treated him like the cause for all childhood molestation for years, and somehow fell in love with him because he abused pills and died like elvis? alone, addicted, and absolutely pathetic.

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:30pm

    Michael Jacksons wasnt my lover, he's just a guy who danced and sanged songs but he will always remain in our hearts. ( beat from Billie Jean by Michael Jackson) (dont care if u think its corny!!!!!!) KING OF POP 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:44pm

    the public makes their own opinions about what happened. he was influential, but the possibility remains of him being a molester...thats something i have a hard time overlooking. i havent said anything negative, im just being skeptical. but you have to admit that the whole charade is getting a little out of control. and you make good arguments

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:21pm

    Damn, where'd that squirl go? And what about that mongoose? Taco. That's where it's at.

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:44pm

    why would I want to be buried at the staples center?

  • 32 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:26pm

    Burn him at the end and let it go. Really, really tired of this worshiping of a child molester.

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm

    I would prefer it if they put the ground in him

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:05pm

    MJ WILL LIVE ON FOREVER

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:55pm

    i dont think there are such things as shitty wooden caskets anymore...the casket was paraded in front of an audience , i feel like thats the problem

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:43pm

    @4:30(1) He donated money he didn't have, so now he's 400million in debt. sounds like a dumbass, to me. He PLAYED IN THE BATH WITH SMALL CHILDREN! are you kidding? i bet you're the same kind of person that thinks obama is sincere too.

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:44pm

    All this media on him is truly getting annoying. Legend? Yes. Music legend anyway, otherwise, this is just annoying! NO other dead person has gotten this. Ever. Like wtf.

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:40pm

    bill bailey did the moonwalk in the 50's. fuck michael jackson

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:36pm

    mariah carey sucks at life FAIL

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:29pm

    I hope MJ haunts ur shower forever.

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm

    who wants to bring their kids to never never land to play. i'll watch them for as long as you want to leave them here...

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:13pm

    god damn you fucks that love michael he was a peice of shit with marginal talent at best

  • 27 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:05am

    With chocolate on top!

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:18pm

    its "peace" you fucking idiot, not piece, and he brought it upon himself with his lifestyle and choices

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:52pm

    ugh. put that dumb shit in the ground already. 2 fuckin weeks of this shit. who gives a fuck. he's dead. who cares how he died. just throw him in the hole already. and is it necessary to have a 5 hour fuckin funneral on every goddam t.v. channel? sorry, but some of us don't give a fuck.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:39pm

    4:30, he touched boys...kinda like what priests did...i dont care how good to humanity you are after that, he shoulda been taken out back and shot a long time ago...to even have allegations brought up...and i bet the lawyer who defended him keeps a nice ol portion of the estate for himself, since he gets to divide it up

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:12pm

    NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:39pm

    orrr how about people made up allegations against him for money? if it was a morality issue and they really thought he was a bad guy then the money shouldn't have been the point, it could have gone both ways.

  • 26 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:26pm

    ew al sharpton. i feel as if hes yelling at me, like i did something wrong

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:46pm

    the parents are just as much to blame, yes. you, you are sheep.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:01pm

    no ones making us watch the funeral but we cant fucking get away from all the facebook, twitter, and other publicity. ENOUGH ALREADY.

  • 28 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:46pm

    @3:42, you have to realize, he was an adult. he wasn't a child. there are choices to make... and not sleep in the same bed with children, especially if they're not yours.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:42pm

    and how do you know he was a pedophile? the man never had a chance to grow up, he was only a kid himself, no one is a "dumbfuck" for thinking he wasn't a pedophile, sorry, maybe some of us give people the benefit of the doubt.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:23pm

    LOL!!! these posts are cracking me up! let the man rest in peace. the media portraying a gross and display of celebrity worship!

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:54pm

    in recognition of MJ's death....Target and Wal-Mart are announcing they are going to have all little boys pants 1/2 off

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:30pm

    It was never proven he was innconent and as fucked up as mcculley caukin is it's been proven beyond a doubt to me

  • 27 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:25pm

    Hey 2:24 Michael Jackson's memorial service is today, just thought you would want to know

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm

    I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THAT FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:11pm

    god damn you fucks, i love michael.

  • 28 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:50pm

    put present between "casket" and "to"

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:32pm

    he had lots of freaks around him at all times taking advantage of him and his fragility. i wouldnt be suprised if he wasn't set up by some other pedderass. he's innocent.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:25pm

    i have a few landfills in mind...fuckin' child molester.

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:48pm

    I want my funeral at the staples center BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER haters :)

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:14pm

    Why was there an Irish little White kid singing one of MJs songs saying "I love michael jackson" Havnt they learned their lesson?

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:41pm

    are any of you fucks gonna have a funeral at a staples center? didn't think so......zip it

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:49pm

    there something to be said for a burial 6:43, and then the fiasco that is this memorial...we dont need the damned 14 karat gold casket to illustrate our respect for him

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:50pm

    True, 5:38. OJ Simpson didn't exactly change the face of football. MJ was a lifelong musical icon before his pedophilia accusations, while OJ was just another football player before the murder trial. So, MJ had a tragic fall from grace; OJ did not. It's the same reason why Michael Vick's dog fighting circuit will always be seen as a tragedy for the dogs and never for him in any way.

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:06pm

    their never gonna let him die in peace....gosh.......

  • 23 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:28pm

    i agree with the text... just freakin bury him

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:27pm

    He's touching little boys in hell now

  • 25 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:57pm

    Riki Tiki Timbo, No Sarembo.

  • 25 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:53pm

    Show some fucking respect. Assholes. No one's making you watch the funeral.

  • 27 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:57pm

    either way, they need to bury his ass cuz its getting old quick

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:36pm

    DIG A DITCH AND BURY THAT BITCH... wh ois fucking mila kunis? god i'd love to be that guy

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm

    why did this text even make the feed?

  • 28 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:39pm

    Fuck Anna Nicole Smith

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:33pm

    I am so fucking proud that this came from the 515.

  • 31 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:21pm

    Michael will always be with us... mostly because he's 90% non-biodegradable! Bury him... life goes on. (For all you Michael "fans": at least he is still mentioned about music because he'll mostly be remembered for his last 10 years of "shinanigans" and being nuttier than a bag of Planters, be glad he still has that!... No one talks about OJ's great football skills anymore)

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:59pm

    254, tht is the lamest mj joke ever produced. if ur gonna make fun of him, at least make it funny.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:32pm

    2:30, how has it been proven beyond a doubt to you? what do you have some kind of inside information, you can have your own personal beliefs about it but it certainly hasn't been proven beyond a doubt to you.

  • 23 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm

    Agreed! I'm stuck at work and it's been on tv for 2 and a half hours already. I can't take it anymore!

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:29am

    can someone help me get this midget out of the tree??? He is dressed up like Elvis and fighting a cat.

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:10am

    Wow you guys are losers to even argue on a random website. Go fuck your sister and shut up.

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:11pm

    co-worker just informed me that usher is singing to the casket. if that shit isn't weird, i hear R. Kelly is going to pee on it here in a little bit.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:50pm

    AMEN! I can't believe we are still talking about this. He's dead I don't give a fuck.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:22pm

    you have been watching tv at work for 2 1/2 hours??? I want that job

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:17pm

    he already did, so your logic fails

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:07pm

    so you're saying that just because you don't know someone you shouldn't be sad, in that case, let's not be sad about september 11th either! we didnt know all those people that died afterall.

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:45pm

    so, if we resurrected him, he'd be a zombie... so, we'd have to take his head off, practically.

  • 25 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:35pm

    I cant believe people think he wasn't a paedophile..... Dumbfucks. put him in the ground and stfu on all the news channels. Cunts.

  • 30 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:31am

    That BLT was delicious, but the chocolate squirrel ate my fries and the golden mongoose kept staring at me

  • 26 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:58pm

    I think I want a club sandwich

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:48pm

    3:42 here..it's not beyond a shadow of the doubt if it wasn't proven, and if the people that accused him really thought he was a bad man why did they drop the charges then and take the money? personally, if my child was molested by someone, i wouldn't be bought. no one is saying he wasn't a little mentally off, but that doesn't necessarily mean he was malicious in his actions

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:31pm

    i will put you in the ground! put you in the ground! ah barry gibbs talk show... i'd rather be watching a soap opera than this bullshit.

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:54am

    He was an incredible artist, and a music icon. For those who have only heard thriller or billy jean, shut up and listen to more of his songs and stop claiming to be a huge fan of his.

  • 22 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:22pm

    i see your point, but my thing is that everyone's talent is starting to make them above what they do. it happens with athletes and performers, that they think they are above things. Im not saying mj did. yes he was troubled. i just think the plastic surgery, excessive and eccentric lifestyle, drugs, and possible molestation are much larger than people say they are. its more the child shit that gets me. you can say that he was never convicted or proven, but fact is we'll never know for sure

  • 21 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:52pm

    LET'S MAKE BISCUITS! I saw a squirel, it was going like this tktktktktktkt!

  • 24 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:35pm

    Voodoo baby! That'll bring him back! But how shall we kill him? Mwahahahaha!

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:46pm

    I say melt his plastic azz down and turn him into legos... so little boys can finally play with him for a change!

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:19pm

    seriously! Put. Him. In. The. Ground.

  • 22 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:52pm

    haha yeah seriously who even types like that butt ummm i kind of agree with this text

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17am

    MJ loved the music thought he was a pedo laughed my ass off at all the jookes going around about him when he died. May he molest in peace yo.

  • 25 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:47am

    haha, marginal talent at best. thats funny. number 1 and 2 best selling albums of all time are pretty marginal. but then again, you probly know ALOT more about music than all those 40 million or so people who bought it. yer probly a Slayer fan.

  • 22 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:53pm

    um, his family picks the casket..and he himself in his life was extravagant, if the casket was a shitty wooden box everyone would be like, thats the casket they got for michael jackson, the king of pop? are you kidding, there would be so much shit said over that

  • 27 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:29pm

    can we raise him from the dead so we can kill him again...just for shits and giggles?

  • 20 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:24pm

    Jesus, people. Just let him rest in peace. God knows he didn't get a moment of silence while he was alive.

  • 21 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:44pm

    439, who says he touched boys? ooooh you mean the boy's family that accused him and got a 25 million dollar settlement, then we never heard anything again? oooh okay. smart parents also to let their child sleepover at michael jackson's if he was such a dangerous man, money isn't a reason to lie, really. nope.

  • 23 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:29pm

    Michael Jackson made a huge impact on so many people all through the world- he dererves every second that memorial dedicated to him.

  • 21 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:23pm

    I could give slightly less than 1/3 of 1 shit about Michael Jackson. Dead, alive, innocent, guilty, black, whilte, greyish, whatever. 1/3 of a shit. (Although I do find the people who "know" that he was innocent to be pretty hilarious.)

  • 22 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:34pm

    oh yeah he was so generous! so kindhearted! what better way to say thank you to the world than to rot in a 14- karat gold casket! totally worth it!

  • 20 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:05pm

    6:43 I feel bad for his family because that's tough. You on the other hand have no excuse to be sad, you didn't even know him. Love, 6:42

  • 20 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:30pm

    3:11 I almost just fell out of my chair laughing

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:41pm

    Why would this text make it on the site? It's not funny?

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:54pm

    244 i said funeral not buried fucktard

  • 23 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:51pm

    he spent all his time trying to change himself into a white man/woman and then ya'll go and elect a black president and see what happens...he couldn't take it.

  • 29 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 9:34pm

    Ahhhhh!

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    so bummed all my fav shows were cancelled by this fiasco known as a memorial

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:37pm

    so out of all of the allegations against him, there was never a shred of truth to any of them? people have been accused of stuff before, but rarely multiple times only to be "not guilty" or "dismissed" or "settled out of court" sounds like some little kids got dicked down and their parents had cash shoved in their pie holes.

  • 25 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:50am

    Thankfully he didn't take the taco! Mmm tacos.... Waffles anyone?

  • 21 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:22pm

    dear 9:03 even if he did haunt me i would just get my lighter out and melt his fucking 95% plastic ectoplasm put him in a jar and throw him into the ocean

  • 24 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:02pm

    michael jackson was all about the fans, i feel like that's what he would have wanted. i don't see it as being "paraded"

  • 29 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:54pm

    grave robberts...his shit will be on ebay in no time

  • 21 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:59pm

    you people are extremely disrespectful and it's sad that you succumbed to the media instead of appreciating him for his talent, which is what he should be remembered for because it's the only thing we know about him that is real, it's really sad how ignorant some people are.

  • 19 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:28pm

    The only proof I care about is 100 proof

  • 18 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:36pm

    COMPLETELY AGREED. How much praise should a child molester get?! wtf?

  • 17 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:38pm

    Grow up. A legend is dead and people are mourning. Show some respect.

  • 24 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:32pm

    Culkin lost his mind a long time ago thanks to the pressure put on him from his parents to keep making them rich.

  • 22 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:06pm

    2nd 6:01 I agree... after watching interviews with him later in life and seeing how emotional he was over his childhood and struggles he faced as an adult and how much he hurt over things we don't even care about, like mothers and fathers not bothering to show their children they are loved on a regular basis... Jesus Christ. I really empathized with that part of him.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:41pm

    the bitch at work is watching this shit. mariah carey is awful

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:28pm

    right, we never will know for sure, but in my opinion..it's one thing to make jokes and say things about him while he is living, but to be so disrespectful now that he has died, is just wrong...people say things about him like they KNOW for a fact he was a child molester, but i think now that in his death, that should not be something that people dwell on, especially because it was never proven, and because he was such an influential musician primarily

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:00pm

    I once watched a midget fight a mongoose, talk about funny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:33pm

    he is fucking Mila Kunis I think he is doin ok

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:00pm

    why would someone as hot as mila kunis be anywhere near macaulay culkin? first i have to deal with hearing about this shit again, now you break it to me that mila kunis is a dumbass? FML. bad fuckin day.