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  • 56 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:55pm
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    hahah i could definitely see this happening when you're high enough

  • 60 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:30pm
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    5:11, you are a tool

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:17pm
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    I have never made a man cry, but I have been high-fived DURING, and he was sober.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:35pm
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    11:30, Thank you for making this text that much more phenomenally hilarious.

  • 46 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:37pm
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    after it was over did you hand over your balls in a jar or just on a plate?

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:18pm
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    I need to find this chick.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:58pm
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    That's a damn good blow job!!

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:41pm
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    @6:01 - Fucking awesome.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:09pm
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    Right.... virgins are sensational.

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:01am
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    5:11..... Some of us actually like that ;)

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:03pm
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    you just cock blocked yourself...

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:22am
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    i doubt he was just 'high'. i agree with 7:39pm, this guy was rolllingggg hard and loving every minute of it

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:04pm
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    @4:13 : baby's can't text

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:55pm
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    Then it must have been truly spectacular.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:44pm
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    Tell ur blow jobee to Marry me 8:17

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:01pm
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    THITH BLOWJOB ITH WUNDERFUL <33

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:24am
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    hahaha sounds like my boyfriend !!!!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:43pm
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    Uuummm I'm pretty sure I would not want a guy doing that to me... it would creep me out.

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:05pm
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    and that s when I when I would have walked away ... slowly.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:07pm
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    It's hard to find a truly good blow job

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:58am
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    Dude that is epic. However...if u r repping the 818...next time...try and hold the tears back. *high 5* As long as u enjoyed it.

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:07pm
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    hahahahhahahahahhaha

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:50pm
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    8:21 someone's jealous this is awesome :D

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:01am
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    wow. He must have been on ecstacy. I could see that happening thizzin' If he wasn't then wtf is wrong with him.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:18am
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    Simple man, simple pleasures.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:37pm
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    I hope she spit your sorry dick out and took away your man card. What a pussy

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:53pm
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    Luv it when they cry...better when they pass out

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:33pm
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    5:11 some girls like it rough. find me ;)

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:03am
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    there is only one thing you can say about a BJ like that..... MORE PLEASE!!!!!!

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:39pm
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    I'm guessing he was ROLLINNNN!

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:16am
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    You were soooooooooo high.

  • 31 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:09pm
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    hahaa...i thought this guy was gonna hyperventilate on me because he said it was that good...and once we were done he told me i was better than his girlfriend and he was still trying to calm down..

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:38pm
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    sucks you don't remember huh

  • 31 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08pm
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    PEOPLE. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY HIGH/DRUNK/NOT SOBER IN ANY WAY thats why he cried stop calling him a pussy

  • 22 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:48pm
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    Im from the 818 and i make grown men cry all the time. its in our genes haha

  • 27 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:40pm
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    HAHAHA Did u have any tequila?

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:21pm
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    good for you 8:17...

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:58pm
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    Good job 2:09 fucking slut

  • 26 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:10pm
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    OP is a guy who is used to getting blown by dudes, hence the emotional side. He finally had some goodness and it brought tears to his eyes.

  • 19 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:44pm
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    Wow haha. --BHB 609 970 0868

  • 46 102
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:11pm
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    Stop whining and be a man, grab her head and shove it down till she chokes

  • 20 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:30am
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    I read the quote as him speaking in a Yoda voice.

  • 16 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:06pm
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    I ALWAYS cry about the stupidest things when I'm high I'm glad I'm not alone :) -xoxo