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  • 67 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:55pm

    hahah i could definitely see this happening when you're high enough

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:30pm

    5:11, you are a tool

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:17pm

    I have never made a man cry, but I have been high-fived DURING, and he was sober.

  • 58 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:37pm

    after it was over did you hand over your balls in a jar or just on a plate?

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 8:35pm

    11:30, Thank you for making this text that much more phenomenally hilarious.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:18pm

    I need to find this chick.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:58pm

    That's a damn good blow job!!

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:41pm

    @6:01 - Fucking awesome.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:44pm

    Tell ur blow jobee to Marry me 8:17

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:03pm

    you just cock blocked yourself...

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:58am

    Dude that is epic. However...if u r repping the 818...next time...try and hold the tears back. *high 5* As long as u enjoyed it.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 6:01am

    5:11..... Some of us actually like that ;)

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:50pm

    8:21 someone's jealous this is awesome :D

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:55pm

    Then it must have been truly spectacular.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:43pm

    Uuummm I'm pretty sure I would not want a guy doing that to me... it would creep me out.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 6:22am

    i doubt he was just 'high'. i agree with 7:39pm, this guy was rolllingggg hard and loving every minute of it

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:05pm

    and that s when I when I would have walked away ... slowly.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 6:01pm

    THITH BLOWJOB ITH WUNDERFUL <33

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:07pm

    It's hard to find a truly good blow job

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 12:24am

    hahaha sounds like my boyfriend !!!!

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 4:09pm

    Right.... virgins are sensational.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 1:07pm

    hahahahhahahahahhaha

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:01am

    wow. He must have been on ecstacy. I could see that happening thizzin' If he wasn't then wtf is wrong with him.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 5:48pm

    Im from the 818 and i make grown men cry all the time. its in our genes haha

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:04pm

    @4:13 : baby's can't text

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:37pm

    I hope she spit your sorry dick out and took away your man card. What a pussy

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 9:53pm

    Luv it when they cry...better when they pass out

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 12:18am

    Simple man, simple pleasures.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:33pm

    5:11 some girls like it rough. find me ;)

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 7:39pm

    I'm guessing he was ROLLINNNN!

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:08pm

    PEOPLE. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY HIGH/DRUNK/NOT SOBER IN ANY WAY thats why he cried stop calling him a pussy

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:03am

    there is only one thing you can say about a BJ like that..... MORE PLEASE!!!!!!

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:09pm

    hahaa...i thought this guy was gonna hyperventilate on me because he said it was that good...and once we were done he told me i was better than his girlfriend and he was still trying to calm down..

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 11:30am

    I read the quote as him speaking in a Yoda voice.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:38pm

    sucks you don't remember huh

  • 38 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 3:58pm

    Good job 2:09 fucking slut

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:40pm

    HAHAHA Did u have any tequila?

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:16am

    You were soooooooooo high.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:11pm

    Stop whining and be a man, grab her head and shove it down till she chokes

  • 30 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:44pm

    Wow haha. --BHB 609 970 0868

  • 43 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 8:21pm

    good for you 8:17...

  • 33 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:10pm

    OP is a guy who is used to getting blown by dudes, hence the emotional side. He finally had some goodness and it brought tears to his eyes.

  • 24 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 11:06pm

    I ALWAYS cry about the stupidest things when I'm high I'm glad I'm not alone :) -xoxo