Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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