He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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