Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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