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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:42pm

    a man isnt a warrior until he's faught his first bloody battle

  • 97 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:41am

    The look on her face when he said roll-over...priceless!

  • 84 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:01am

    I get what the joke is supposed to be but if you are dating a dude that is afraid of a little blood, he doesn't have the dedication to sex that he should have.

  • 98 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:32pm

    Engagement Dinner $120, Cubic Zirconia Ring $250, Wedding Invitations $80. The look on her face when she's left at the alter for the stripper from the bachelor party... Priceless

  • 92 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 6:55pm

    I'm a girl and find this extremely cunt-tastic of the girl. If you are getting a hotel room it is obviously to FUCK in, so let him know before he wastes his money on you. It's fine not to sleep with the guy just after dinner, but a hotel room implies a lot. THIS is the type of shit that makes men not want to do nice things for women. Thanks bitch.

  • 88 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:37am

    The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove.

  • 79 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:50am

    Well your mouth wasn't on its period too was it?!?

  • 79 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:45pm

    the look on your face when he leaves and does your best friend: probably kind of disheartening

  • 76 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:12pm

    The look on her face when you shove it in her pooper... Priceless.

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:14am

    "when the rollercoaster is closed, you don't shut down the whole amusement park"

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:30pm

    "when the river runs red, you take the muddy trail" - That's just fckng horrible.

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:21am

    "The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove." Couldn't have been better said. Amen brother.

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 7:58pm

    I would have been like well cool. That's what's anal is for

  • 65 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:39pm

    did you you at leaset blow him jeez

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:41am

    that is just wrong!!!!

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:16pm

    this text is incomplete. It should read, Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless. I still sucked his dick and let him fuck me in the ass.

  • 67 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:38am

    She's still got a mouth doesn't she?!?!

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:54pm

    Uhh, I wouldn't stay with a chick that would rather mess with my head than have sexy time. She acts like it is fun to lead a guy on. Let her go screw with someone else.

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:44pm

    That's freaking messed up for a lot of reasons: A. i'm a girl, and I feel kinda bad if a guy spends tons of money on me....getting a hotel implies a lot, if you know that's in the plan, you should be straight up. B. Blood is blood - it's not that fucking bad C. A date doesn't mean a guy is just entitled to sex. But if it wasn't a good date, she shouldn't have led him on.... I hate to say it, girls, but yeah, she's kinda a bitch.....

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 2:45pm

    Dude, you can't be above riding the red tide.

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:36pm

    The look on her face when i tell her i'm throat-fucking her the whole night AFTER i perform anal surgery with my cock: even better.

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 4:55pm

    $150 for hotel? seriously?! i wouldn't have fucked him in a shithole either.

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:51pm

    At any given time, there's about a 1/6 chance a girl's on her period, so unless he was explicit that he only wanted to spend money on her if she wasn't, it's the chance he takes. Also, he's probably a douche. I've never had any desire to date a man who didn't want to give it to me when I was bleeding.

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:47am

    THAT SHIT IS SO AWESOME! My friend and I high-fived over it!

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:54am

    This is terrible. Such a bitchy move

  • 60 53
    Submitted by haleyjohnson07 on Mar 3, 10 at 9:00pm

    You can swim in the river you just can't drink from it

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 3:09am

    my guess is that she proceded and took her tampon out

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 9:17am

    Jen T, is that you??? The fucking hotel was $175, by the way.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:13pm

    (215) here and honestly what moron spends all that money on a warm hole? Just get the dumb cvnt some drinks and shove it in the butt. simple as that.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:28am

    It's funny because you can tell which replys came from dudes and which ones were chicks.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 12:30pm

    Who says they WENT to the hotel or that she even KNEW about it before hand? Maybe he booked it in advance and she didn't even know about it until that night. And if that's the case, he totally deserved it for assuming he would get laid.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:55pm

    "WTF? Guys think because they take a woman out and spend money it's their God given right to get laid? Fuck that! I'm glad he was dicked over." i agree. that's fucking awesome. hahaha

  • 61 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:25pm

    i hope you at least gave him a hummer!!

  • 57 53
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jul 25, 10 at 12:37am

    Fuckin bitch

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:01pm

    Dude what a bitch. For the girls who are saying "guys should just be nice and not expect sex", maybe you should try dropping that kind of dough on us and see how it feels. I would be piiiissed if that happened.

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:53pm

    period sex in a hotel sounds like the best deal, you don't even need to worry about the sheets.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:15am

    That's ducked up

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:02pm

    yeah just rude... but he should have made the drinks 100 then you both wouldn't have cared

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:19am

    being the good girlfriend that I am, I would have made up for it in other ways (^_^) and for any SATC girl, I'm sure they'll understand this when I say "Hey, it's not my favorite item on the menu but I'll order it every once in a while" (^_^)

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:29am

    The fact that she's relishing his expression indicates that she led him on. I would be pissed, too. Still, it's a great line.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:19am

    hahaha. i had a good giggle over this.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by ZGator on Mar 4, 10 at 4:14am

    Even bitchy girls arent that bad... There has to be motive we arent made aware of...

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 3:15am

    That's fucked up

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:51am

    Who says he didn't make the hotel reservations in advance?

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:53am

    WTF? Guys think because they take a woman out and spend money it's their God given right to get laid? Fuck that! I'm glad he was dicked over.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by musicman11 on May 9, 10 at 12:15am

    Lolz

  • 60 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:41am

    Like a bit of blood ever stopped anybody...

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:21am

    hahaha thats hilarious and hey number 2, if anyone should kill themselves it should be you and the prick above you

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:39pm

    The look on his face when she gets naked and reveals man parts PRICELESS

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:27pm

    Im wondering why the drinks where only $25 .. cheap drunks i guess

  • 49 45
    Submitted by kBrakes20 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:19am

    I love how when a guy goes out of his way to screw over a girl it's hilarious and when something like denied sex due to a period gets them all riled up

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:29pm

    "The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove." I'm a chick and totally agree.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:07am

    "The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove." I'm a girl and I TOTALLY agree with that. And to all the people talking about period sex...ew. That's just unecessary. If you want it that bad over those five days I'll take a pearl necklace or two.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:50pm

    LOL @ " She's still got a mouth doesn't she?!?! May 4, 2009 5:38 AM" ...and I'm a chick with a sense of humor. Yea, she totally dicked him over but hilarious how she was so witty about it.

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:14am

    yeah man butthole pleasures

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:49am

    Bitch

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:29pm

    too perfect. hahaha hahaha hahhaha

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    i love you and wanna be you

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:39am

    well clearly her hands didn't have anything to do...

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:43am

    this happened to me on v-day, except then she wanted me to do it anyway. I was like "i was not prepared for this." hahahahaha

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 6:32pm

    I love when these guys are like "youre a bitch" Umm hey jackass... we're the ones that BLEED OUT OF OUT TWATS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK OF EVERY MONTH not to mention we have to carry A FETUS in our belly for 9 months and just pray that they don't turn out like you! :)

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 12:12am

    That's why there's butt sex!!

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 3:03am

    hahaha fuck yeah go the guy above... was just about to say the same thing myself

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:42pm

    poor guy!!! aw :( he was owed some major cock sucking.

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:21pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha best. ever.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 5:59pm

    hahahahhahaha all the guys on here are whiny little bitches.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 2:07am

    $20 on flowers? chintzy motherfucker.

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 5:14am

    Like that should ever stop the show...

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:53am

    I really don't know what I'd have done in this situation. But I can say this: There would've been a very visceral reaction in a very bad way.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:41pm

    I like how everyone is calling this girl a whore because she didnt have sex with the guy. Im not saying its the nicest thing to do but it definitely doesnt make her a whore. Maybe a tease..but not a whore.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by RimjobBob on Jul 18, 10 at 11:34am

    The rimjob comes into play now

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:12pm

    haha, let me just tell you that i was in the same situation a few months back. and it is absolutly priceless!!! lmao! and at the same time a lil messed up, but still funny! :)

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:38pm

    ummm, they could have booked a room ahead of time so they didn't have to drive shitty, no?

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:54pm

    Dude, you shouldn't be able to buy sex, I don't care if he jetted her to Morroco. And what if the guy was a total ass? For all the guys trying to buy me instead of get my respect, I am with this girl.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:33am

    Hilarious...you go girl, haha.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:30pm

    If you didn't at least give him a fantastic blowjob, I hope he peed on you.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 4:22am

    You're going straight to hell.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:03pm

    I loved this. But even more, I love having a boyfriend who has no qualms with having sex with me on my period.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:11am

    i fucking love it!! haha

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 9:52pm

    "The hotel is the nasty bit. Call me a jerk, but once she agrees to go to a hotel (and makes me pay for it), I consider the deal sealed. This was a deliberate scam. Unless she had a good reason to do it, I strongly disapprove." I'm a girl and I also TOTALLY agree with that! Yeah sure it's nice for a guy to do that stuff for you, but it's pretty clear the intention when a hotel is booked! If you wanted to screw him over at least just take him back to your place so he didnt have to pay!

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:38pm

    yeah...in case you people dont know you can still have sex when the girl has her period...she doesn't like lose her ability to partake just because of a little bit of blood

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 3:12pm

    hahahaaa, i love that men are idiots

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:18pm

    1. Women have more than one hole 2. Think of the blood as a lubricant 3. If the cops ask where the blood came from, tell them she was on her period.

  • 35 33
    Submitted by rweiland2012 on Apr 27, 11 at 11:19pm

    Classic!

  • 51 65
    Submitted by RoyalPurple92 on Mar 28, 10 at 12:22am

    Haha that's freaking funny... Lmao

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:14pm

    HAHAHAHA fuck yes being a girls awesome.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by h3li0 on Jan 19, 11 at 8:20pm

    What if her period came unexpectedly that night? Damn, people.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 11:17pm

    kind of fucked up on the girls part, but seeing as how i didn't get screwed over.... HILARIOUS

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:39pm

    eh. atleast you wouldn't have to clean the mess up yourself. room service!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    probably a look of excitement since he knew his penis was about to get sucked on

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:37am

    anonymous from 4:28.... saying nasty things as you go by has no bearing on this conversation... at all.

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:07pm

    responses like these from the guys are the reason i wish i was a lesbian most hours of the day. i hate men. and you go girl!

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:14pm

    thats what condoms and alcohol are for. seriously.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by awalta6wha on Aug 11, 10 at 12:42am

    Shit, do it anyway, who cares if the sheets get dirty you don't have to wash them! If it's a double bed room fuck in one bed and sleep in the other!

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 7:49am

    Hopefully he raped your arse instead you dumb slut!

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:00pm

    tom lyekuss...nuff said

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 5:56pm

    5:44 and 12:43 have clearly never had period sex...or have insanely light periods. Seriously, it's a mess.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:41am

    Wow, that's just an evil thing to do.

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:15am

    this happened to me on v-day, except then she wanted me to do it anyway. I was like "i was not prepared for this."

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 5:21am

    Blood never hurt nobody

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 6:45pm

    Kill this bitch

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:45am

    she is inconsiderate to say the least

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:31am

    What a dumb bitch

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:45am

    All of u are retards. This is fake. This joke went around last Valentine's.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by kBrakes20 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:03am

    She wouldn't be buying that ring dipshit

  • 48 67
    Submitted by mrgrim on Jul 16, 10 at 6:52am

    You are a bitch!

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:27pm

    she better find somewhere to sleep

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:15pm

    thats not even funny. bitch

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:18pm

    lmaooo You can swim in the red river.. Just dont drink it! ;)

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:36am

    dont forget the back door...

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:09pm

    Bahahahahahahahahahahashahahahahahshshahshshshhshshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha ha

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:43am

    Yeah she's no bitch. I love this!!!!! Just cuz I guy spends money doesn't mean he should get laid. And plus, you never know... I kinda thought this was a long-term relationship thing goin' on and so he spent money and stuff to "treat" her but really he just wanted good sex. Why can't guys just be nice? Why must there be an underlying agenda? And 'sides... has no one heard of having sex on their period?

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:17pm

    Simple, Blowie Job!!

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:02pm

    have to earn the red wings sometime

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 10:40am

    This upset ME, I can only imagine the level of dissapointment in that poor gent's head at that moment in time.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:30am

    Hmm maybe she would have had sex on her period. Maybe he thought it was gross.

  • 44 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:42pm

    hey, blood wings are forever. plus you dont have to pull out :D

  • 44 63
    Submitted by stephcyanide on Jul 25, 10 at 10:17pm

    Okay... So how is the girl a bitch?? It's not like all of us girls can telepathically make our vaginas bleed...

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:43am

    Lol, wow. Sure it's just blood, but what if it's more than "just a little"? You wouldn't exactly want to deal with THAT mess. Oh wait. You're in a hotel. Maid service, lololol. Tbh, I don't know if I would have sex on my period... D:

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 8:07pm

    that b*tch better like it in the mud then, cuz thats where it's going!

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 11:03am

    hahahaha...when the river runs red, you take the muddy trail

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:32am

    Gotta love Philly! They just say it like it is! Great shit there!

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 3:42pm

    in this situation buttsex is a must

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 10:10am

    loved this one!!! haha bitchy but hilarious. not sure if i would have dared to go to 150 hotel knowing im not gonna fuck tho

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:21am

    I don't get it... I mean really, what's a bit of blood?!?

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:49am

    Why would you have him buy a hotel? If it weren't for the hotel, this guy would be a dick for assuming he'd get some

  • 54 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:06pm

    Blood makes the best lube!

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:39am

    I think I was on this date

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 9:47am

    i dont get it. i have sex while im on my period. its just blood. all you gotta do is either put a towel down underneath or just have sex in the shower. No big deal. its not gross or anything. just feels wetter.

  • 11 8
    Submitted by OutOfLuck on Jun 23, 13 at 11:58pm

    Then it's going in the arse!

  • 26 38
    Submitted by cailouise on Oct 15, 11 at 3:13pm

    It's totally possible the hotel was a surprise that he didn't tell her about until after drinks. Don't call OP a nasty cunt before knowing the whole story.

  • 43 72
    Submitted by AliasAku on Mar 26, 10 at 12:24pm

    Ah, you bitch.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:26pm

    hahahahahaha SMOKED.

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:41pm

    I'm a woman and I would never waste a good man's money

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Poon_Police on Sep 16, 10 at 4:05am

    Hey you gotta earn your red wings at some point!

  • 38 66
    Submitted by ohbabyy on May 23, 10 at 11:56pm

    Go girl!

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:55pm

    What a bitch. Feel sorry for the guy. Would have told her i did her friend before we went out to see the look on her face.

  • 23 41
    Submitted by kthurtado on Oct 24, 11 at 8:20pm

    Whatta bitch! Lololol too funny though!

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 4:12am

    that is a BAD BAD night

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 7:44am

    Last anonymous just stole my line. :/ well, I'm a girl and I thought it was awesome. For all of you retards that say nasty things as we go by.... It's neither sexy of funny.

  • 14 32
    Submitted by LD83 on Apr 24, 12 at 10:15am

    Wait. What?! Dinner $25

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 12:42pm

    Do girls wonder why chivalry is dead?