is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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