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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:33pm

    Or your watching how I met your mother

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:12pm

    honestly i prefer the venn diagram of the people who are breaking marshalls heart and the people who are shaking his confidence daily....where they overlap, cecilia

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:43pm

    Oh please Marshall tell us more!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:56pm

    someone needs an intervention on making graphs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:10pm

    I'm amazed that noone has mentioned this was a line from How I Met Your Mother yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:29pm

    Ok seriously do the moderators live in a fucking cave? There have been so many stolen TV lines on this site from really well known shows its just getting pathetic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:50pm

    From How I Met Your Mother.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:11am

    wait please, can one more person tell me what this is from? i didnt quite get it yet

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:16pm

    Okay people, 1. Who cares where it's from, if it's funny, let it be posted. And 2. Because it's a part of pop culture that means it's not something someone texted? Serious? Someone'll have to explain that one to me... There's WAY too many whiners around here. Geez.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:43pm

    @ 5:12 - that was the best one @6:39 - of course we all quote movies and TV, we just don't post it online pretending to be original

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:52pm

    This is from How I Met Your Mother!!! Why did this get posted? WTF?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:00pm

    Or did just watch how I met your mother and pretend it's your life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:50am

    SERIOUSLY? TFLN stop posting shit we already know... pop culture much?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:40am

    This is one of my favorite quotes from that show but I hate when the OP acts like it was there own original work. At least put a citation. Jeez.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:00pm

    Okay marshall. Who is screening these text messages?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:47am

    thats how i met your mother douchebag

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:03pm

    From how "I met your mother" idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:02pm

    just to clear this up for everyone; this is from how i met your mother. everyone seems to be confused, what with everyone fucking POSTING about it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:49pm

    I just watched that episode On-Demand yesterday, ass-hat, sorry your life isn't interesting enough for texts that are real to get posted

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:41pm

    Of course 631 Suffolk county Is one big idiot

  • Submitted by laxlalalisa on Apr 6, 10 at 3:20am

    Ok besides that obviously this is a stolen quote from HIMYM, i just have to ask: how the hell would making graphs in class make you LESS bored? you. are. dumb.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:26am

    Aly?? I know this is you!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:10pm

    How I met your mother quote, busted!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:46pm

    Lmfao mwahahahahahahaj

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:38am

    Hey guys, this was a great text but i have to say this was actually stolen from the TV show How I Met Your Mother. True story.

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    Submitted by brittanyrae on Jun 15, 10 at 12:52am

    Even though it's stolen, even being reminded of that scene makes me laugh.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 3:38am

    Himym stole it from Demetri Martin anyway

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:50pm

    Typical Suffolk County

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    Submitted by thedundunna72 on Jun 7, 10 at 10:24pm

    Or it's a real text sent to someone who doesn't watch the show??? Nah has to be fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:32pm

    Um... How I met your mother.... Copycat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:05pm

    People who get upset over if a text is from a tv show or not need help... Maybe this is a text from Niel Patrick Harris you bunch of whiney bitches

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:41am

    it'd be cooler if you actually were original

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:51pm

    Chicken pies? Not.. not apple pies? (from Chicken Run you tv/movie nazi's)

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    Submitted by mustbethenargles on Aug 14, 10 at 12:45am

    proud to say we share the same area code.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:24am

    I know this might cone as a surprise but this is actually from a tv show. I don't think anyone has realized that yet...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:13am

    how is it possible that this many people watch that show? i thought it was publicly acknowledged to be awful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:25pm

    Those crazy vaginas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:56pm

    How I met your mother...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:14pm

    and you're watching how i met your mother. fail.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:12pm

    ahh I was about to rant about how this is stolen from How I met your Mother and I'm happy to see that this thievery has not gone unnoticed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:13pm

    Mwahahahahahaha lmfao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:37pm

    Okay how I met your mother.. Don't steal stupid shit from a tv show ha ha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:27am

    6:12 FTW!! Legend.... Wait for it...... Keep waiting..... Almost there..... Dary!!!!! Legendary!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:45pm

    You stole that from How I Met Your Mother. I wish they would put real texts on here again. : (

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:49pm

    wow dont believe that is even classified as bordem........

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:44pm

    ok this is a lie...you stole this line from HIMYM!!!!!...and yes, i have seen every episode, i know the producer suckers!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:06pm

    yeah this is from how i met your mother... unoriginal piece of fuck

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:25pm

    Thank god I'm not the only one who realized Jaspn Segel said this on How I Met Your Mother!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:00pm

    is this from How I Met Your Mother?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:39pm

    How Met Your Mother rip off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:44am

    Wow guys shut the fuck up, we all quote tv/movie quotes... I just called my buddy and yelled WWWIIILLLLSsOOOOOONNNNN and hung up on him. That was the entire conversation, also his name isn't wilson.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:28pm

    I chuckled at this one...it's something that I would do

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:53pm

    I live in long island! (631/516 area codes). This person could easily be from CSH, huntington, etc'. Not all of us are idiots. Also, this is from how I met your mother, sad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:10pm

    Stolen from how I met your mother. Lame

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:56pm

    that doesn't even really make sense. you like pumpkin pie 8% and cheery pie 2% ? how would that work at all ? dumb as fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:58am

    has anyone seen the intervention banner?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:24am

    This line is from himym. Stop stealing lines!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:27am

    Hey it is what it is. Just sayin'.

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    Submitted by maisieguzi on Nov 4, 12 at 11:23pm

    @ 5:12 is the best.

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    Submitted by andalestrade on Aug 17, 12 at 7:53pm

    I love when people confuse real life with living in a sitcom, and announce it to The Internet

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    Submitted by rcurden on Jul 13, 12 at 1:42am

    I bet the person only chose an NYC area code because that's where HIMYM takes place. They're probably in another state.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:39pm

    lol @ 6:30 It's still a funny text, don't act like you haven't quoted a movie or tv show in a text before...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:30pm

    Finally.....a funny original one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:10pm

    The fact that this was taken from How I Met Your Mother makes me very upset to be from this area code, and a little proud at the same time.