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  • 68 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:33pm
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    Or your watching how I met your mother

  • 45 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:12pm
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    honestly i prefer the venn diagram of the people who are breaking marshalls heart and the people who are shaking his confidence daily....where they overlap, cecilia

  • 29 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:43pm
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    Oh please Marshall tell us more!

  • 22 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:50pm
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    From How I Met Your Mother.

  • 17 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:29pm
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    Ok seriously do the moderators live in a fucking cave? There have been so many stolen TV lines on this site from really well known shows its just getting pathetic.

  • 15 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:56pm
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    someone needs an intervention on making graphs

  • 13 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:52pm
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    This is from How I Met Your Mother!!! Why did this get posted? WTF?

  • 12 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:00pm
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    Okay marshall. Who is screening these text messages?

  • 11 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:39pm
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    How Met Your Mother rip off

  • 9 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 5:00pm
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    Or did just watch how I met your mother and pretend it's your life

  • 10 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:12pm
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    ahh I was about to rant about how this is stolen from How I met your Mother and I'm happy to see that this thievery has not gone unnoticed.

  • 9 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:03pm
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    From how "I met your mother" idiot

  • 7 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:02pm
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    just to clear this up for everyone; this is from how i met your mother. everyone seems to be confused, what with everyone fucking POSTING about it

  • 8 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:45pm
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    You stole that from How I Met Your Mother. I wish they would put real texts on here again. : (

  • 6 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:43pm
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    @ 5:12 - that was the best one @6:39 - of course we all quote movies and TV, we just don't post it online pretending to be original

  • 6 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:11am
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    wait please, can one more person tell me what this is from? i didnt quite get it yet

  • 5 1
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:41am
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    it'd be cooler if you actually were original

  • 6 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:10pm
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    Stolen from how I met your mother. Lame

  • 4 0
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:40am
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    This is one of my favorite quotes from that show but I hate when the OP acts like it was there own original work. At least put a citation. Jeez.

  • 7 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:05pm
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    People who get upset over if a text is from a tv show or not need help... Maybe this is a text from Niel Patrick Harris you bunch of whiney bitches

  • 4 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:56pm
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    How I met your mother...

  • 5 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:50pm
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    Typical Suffolk County

  • 5 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:41pm
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    Of course 631 Suffolk county Is one big idiot

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:10pm
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    The fact that this was taken from How I Met Your Mother makes me very upset to be from this area code, and a little proud at the same time.

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:27am
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    Hey it is what it is. Just sayin'.

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:27am
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    6:12 FTW!! Legend.... Wait for it...... Keep waiting..... Almost there..... Dary!!!!! Legendary!!!!

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:06pm
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    yeah this is from how i met your mother... unoriginal piece of fuck

  • 5 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:51pm
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    Chicken pies? Not.. not apple pies? (from Chicken Run you tv/movie nazi's)

  • 4 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:14pm
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    and you're watching how i met your mother. fail.

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 11:50am
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    SERIOUSLY? TFLN stop posting shit we already know... pop culture much?

  • 3 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:25pm
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    Thank god I'm not the only one who realized Jaspn Segel said this on How I Met Your Mother!

  • 4 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:24am
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    I know this might cone as a surprise but this is actually from a tv show. I don't think anyone has realized that yet...

  • 3 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:25pm
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    Those crazy vaginas

  • 2 2
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:49pm
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    wow dont believe that is even classified as bordem........

  • 3 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:44am
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    Wow guys shut the fuck up, we all quote tv/movie quotes... I just called my buddy and yelled WWWIIILLLLSsOOOOOONNNNN and hung up on him. That was the entire conversation, also his name isn't wilson.

  • 5 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:13am
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    how is it possible that this many people watch that show? i thought it was publicly acknowledged to be awful

  • 3 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:00pm
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    is this from How I Met Your Mother?

  • 6 10
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:16pm
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    Okay people, 1. Who cares where it's from, if it's funny, let it be posted. And 2. Because it's a part of pop culture that means it's not something someone texted? Serious? Someone'll have to explain that one to me... There's WAY too many whiners around here. Geez.

  • 3 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:37pm
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    Okay how I met your mother.. Don't steal stupid shit from a tv show ha ha

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:24am
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    This line is from himym. Stop stealing lines!!!

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:49pm
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    I just watched that episode On-Demand yesterday, ass-hat, sorry your life isn't interesting enough for texts that are real to get posted

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:47am
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    thats how i met your mother douchebag

  • 2 3
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:58am
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    has anyone seen the intervention banner?

  • 3 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:46pm
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    Lmfao mwahahahahahahaj

  • 2 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:56pm
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    that doesn't even really make sense. you like pumpkin pie 8% and cheery pie 2% ? how would that work at all ? dumb as fuck.

  • 3 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:53pm
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    I live in long island! (631/516 area codes). This person could easily be from CSH, huntington, etc'. Not all of us are idiots. Also, this is from how I met your mother, sad.

  • 3 7
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:39pm
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    lol @ 6:30 It's still a funny text, don't act like you haven't quoted a movie or tv show in a text before...

  • 1 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 3:10pm
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    I'm amazed that noone has mentioned this was a line from How I Met Your Mother yet.

  • 1 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:44pm
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    ok this is a lie...you stole this line from HIMYM!!!!!...and yes, i have seen every episode, i know the producer suckers!

  • 2 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:10pm
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    How I met your mother quote, busted!

  • 0 4
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:26am
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    Aly?? I know this is you!!!

  • 1 6
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:32pm
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    Um... How I met your mother.... Copycat

  • 0 5
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:13pm
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    Mwahahahahahaha lmfao

  • 1 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:38am
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    Hey guys, this was a great text but i have to say this was actually stolen from the TV show How I Met Your Mother. True story.

  • 1 8
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:28pm
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    I chuckled at this one...it's something that I would do

  • 5 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:30pm
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    Finally.....a funny original one