Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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