don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
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I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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