If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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