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  • 66 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:44pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAH.

  • 66 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:39pm

    OMFG ROFLMAO! sounds like something i would do

  • 61 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:39am

    i know a guy who fingered me and wiped it on his own face then kept on smelling it because he liked the smell so much.. what a freak

  • 62 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:57pm

    6:11 - you're hot.

  • 56 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:10am

    6:42, the third girl I ever fucked -during freshmen year of college- did what you described, and I was kind of in shock. I thought "Wow, that was fucking awesome, now every girl has to do this from now on, or it is just not as good." It was like all the raunchy porn I watched from 13 years old on.

  • 56 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:47pm

    7:53 - It would be child support payments, not alimony. Idiot.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:52pm

    hahaha all bitches need to be reminded of their stank every once in a while

  • 51 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:05pm

    8:00 i know! there is so much insecure, misogynist hatred on this site and on posts like these....god FORBID a woman should have consensual sex and anonymously talk about it...

  • 50 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:21am

    7:58: 1, you are a creep for saying "spermies." 2, they do not die from contact with air, they can live up to an hour. nice try though!

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:22pm

    this is hilarious!!!!!! alternating messages about who's a whore, spermies shelf life, alimony, and michael jackson...keep it cuming...*no pun intended ;)

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:31pm

    If she blew me and spit my cum on my face I'd wipe it off and smear it on her twat. That'll teach her.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:38pm

    Well 218 is giant fucking area code, so yeah. Probably not. And even if I did, I'm not telling you this shit in real life, so if I knew you, I wouldn't give a shit.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:56pm

    hilarious its your own fault for not dodging it

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:44pm

    go hang yourself 7:35

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:12am

    7:35....or the fun of aborting it

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:27pm

    If a guy wipes anything on you that you don't want wiped on you, break his goddamned fingers.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 5:13am

    9:58, you obviously need CORE 11, even though i know that you are NEVER going to know what that is. how sad

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:52pm

    8:49 - Who's the stupid cunt? After you write "so everyone here are not older then 16" you call someone a stupid cunt? Next time try so everyone here IS not older THAN 16.

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:38am

    haha my bf definitely did that to me. then again, he's also flung a used condom in my face too. asshole. wtf

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 11:54pm

    Hahahahah I did that too lol

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:39pm

    Lmao. My boyfriend does that to me all the time.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:26am

    Its a sign he likes you.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:35am

    I like rubbing it on their lips and licking it off, just rubbing it on their face is wasting it : )

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:33pm

    This was really funny. But if I was the girl I would have definitely been weirded out.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by WanderingWolf on Nov 12, 10 at 2:47pm

    not all men in the brainerd area r freaks...lol My only fetish is fucking womansore

  • 39 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:04pm

    yea, mine did that to me this past weekend.... wtf goes on?!?

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:19pm

    6:38 you're a prude and need to learn how to have fun with your man...and yes, i've spit my man's cum in his mouth...its oh so dirty, he loves it!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:53pm

    id probly dick slap her

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:04am

    7:53...I think the term you meant is "child support"...not "alimony"...and that's funny, if a girl expects a guy to go down on her or in this case, finger her, she should be able to stand her own vagina secretions wiped on her face....lol... Big whoop.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:16pm

    I lit my girlfriend on fire and kicked her in the vagina after I raped her dog.

  • 41 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:58pm

    9:45 who the fuck you think you are to tell him/her or anybody what to say? Go finger fuck your dog you useless whore, bitch, cunt, slut.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:11pm

    Once i was doing it doggy style with my boyfriend playing halo and he was about to cum so he pulled out, took off the condom and came all over my back...it was a lovely surprise. He then proceeded to give me a back massage with his cum as his own special massage oil...it turned me on a lot

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:36am

    I rubbed cheese steak on my girls face after we fucked....lmao

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:48pm

    Not old enough, apparently.

  • 42 47
    Submitted by englishdude on Oct 6, 10 at 8:51pm

    763 maple grove represent!!!!!!!!!!

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:19pm

    You live in my town. I hope to god I don't know you.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:09pm

    6:48#3 She wouldn't be able too, I'm way too quick, not to mention how obvious that would be. But just for trying she would get pinned to the floor and teabagged.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:57pm

    HAHAHAHA 6:48 you are my hero.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:34pm

    Woot up North Bitches! lol. Where is this chick from Duluth?

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 7:05am

    does anyone here like penn station? fuckin philly cheesesteak is the bomb!!!

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:52pm

    whats worse is when they try to discreetly rub their hands on your back after and you know exactly what theyre doing

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:45pm

    it's all fun and games, till you shoot your eye out

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:39pm

    hahahahahahhahahhahha. gotta love minnesota.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:21pm

    I think its hot keep doing it.....Next you should put your panties on his face... I love that.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:03pm

    That's why you never tell a whore your last name 7:53, I don't want to be on any Daytime Talk Show with some Baby momma whose been on the show 15 times looking for her Babys Daddy, forced to take a DNA test... No last names solves all problems... And 7:33, your a fucking idiot if you actually think sperm outside the vagina can impregnate a woman... You were a cum shot that should have been swallowed.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:18pm

    Duck her in the butt then make her suck u clean atm Moro

  • 35 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:31am

    6:52 thats fucking annoying as hell. it's not that i mind having it on me just man up and rub it on my tits or something. shit.

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:48pm

    6:38 here. You guys are idiots. If a guy wipes your juices on your face and laughs, he's an idiot and not worth talking do. Hey guys, if a girl blew you and then spit your cum on your face, how would you feel?

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:42pm

    I've totally done that! I've also had girls take my hand from down there and suck their own juice off my fingers. That said, shut up 6:38

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38pm

    that's what you get for not opening your mouth.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:45pm

    8:49PM don't call someone a stupid cunt... your "joke" or whatever you call that didn't make sense

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:48pm

    I once had a bf in high school who used to randomly stick his has down his pants, wipe it on my face and yell, BALL SWEAT. So one day I wacked him off at the movies and wiped it on his face and yelled BALL sweat at the top of my lungs.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by lizz22 on May 18, 10 at 1:58am

    Simba!

  • 37 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:03am

    so long as he didn't smear blood all over your face...

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:05pm

    well then your boyfriend sucks at life 2:38, who the fuck gets on this thing at 2:38 am... you should be out, obliterated off your ass

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:49pm

    8:38 are you from jersey or something? That was the point, michael is dead, so everyone here are not older then 16... Stupid cunt

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:32am

    12:04-I wasn't grossed out or anything..It was just unexpected. My friend however, didn't think it was all that awesome. Hence the "ew wtf" response.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:46pm

    Thanks, but I'm not a whore, 6:38. He's not an asshole either..Just..Fuckin' weird.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:40pm

    yeah i've had the back thing happen to me too. i don't know how i feel about it.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:38pm

    What a dick. But then again, usually you can tell guys are assholes before doing sexual activities with them, so it's probably your own fault, whore.

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:23pm

    6:52 your right! i should find new tactics...

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:29am

    i've had girls take my fingers and start sucking on them to taste themselves...wouldn't rub it and laugh but hey, that's funny

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:55am

    should've licked his fingers, hon.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:39pm

    Not from Duluth. Other side of the state.

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:53pm

    You dumbass, you get to go through the pain of fucking alimony payments. Idiot.

  • 57 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:38pm

    8:22 - I'm sorry to say that your wrong. His death has been confirmed by an old Jackson family lawyer and the story has been released by Fox News

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:08pm

    It was a little gross at first, but then it was a really big thrill...the best part was the halo during doggystyle...although we were not very good aim seeing as i was being forced back and forth...but you know it was a good time anyway haha : D you should all try it!

  • 45 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:20pm

    who gives a fuck about Michael Jackson?

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:01pm

    Who gives a fuck? Michael Jackson died... ) :

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:22pm

    if anyone here is older then 16 - michael jackson is still alive

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:36pm

    how old are you people?! jeezus.

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:48pm

    that is some funny shit.

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:27pm

    7:58, sperm does NOT die once it hits the air. I hope you're not actually sexually active.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:04am

    haha i think i dated that guy (or a jackass like him). my condolences.

  • 23 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:53am

    I'VE DONE THAT OOO: She did it to me though. It was purely revenge.

  • 42 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:35pm

    8:03, they can swim. that's why you're not supposed to spray anywhere near it.

  • 39 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:00pm

    Why the hell are all these weird guys calling girls who do anything sexual whores? Why so much sexism?

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:58pm

    ummm spermies usually die once they're exposed to air... nice try though! and yay child support if your little guys pull through!!

  • 36 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:35pm

    Yes but the joke is still on her. I don't have to go through the pain of carrying it or birthing it.

  • 30 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:24pm

    hahahahahahahaaa the guy with whom my V-card was cashed, did that to me...we were so innocent ... ahh memories

  • 41 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:33pm

    Then you might get a baby. And then you'd both be screwed. Ha ha?

  • 30 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:46pm

    I Love It When They Do That To Me I'm So Naughty.

  • 30 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:28pm

    Yah I feel oh so innocent when my boyfriend wipes my cum on my face.... Wait a minute...