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  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:09pm

    Your boyfiend must be ugly as shit

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:51pm

    Your Either chattin shit or you've got one UGLY boyfriend bruv

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:56pm

    yeah i'm gonna go ahead and say you didn't do this

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:31am

    it's the cooki monster of dogs!

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 10:33pm

    Wow your bf must be ugly

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:20pm

    how could you think a dog is a person?

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:38pm

    Your boyfriend must be really short and hairy.....

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:22pm

    this wouldn't be funny even if it wasn't fake.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:00pm

    Bestiality is a crime.

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:57pm

    this website is getting fckn lame..

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:33pm

    Is that possible retard?

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:48am

    12:56 - It's called Mu

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:56am

    May or may not? Are you suggesting that there is some unheard of third possibility? Fucking moron...

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:09am

    12:56 is the fucking idiot.

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 6:31pm

    5:56, I agree. Way to up the creepy factor, OP. Making up a text about grinding your friend's dog is disturbing on so many levels. Even if it did happen (highly unlikely), unless someone seen you, why would you admit to it???

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:10am

    People do weird shit when they're wasted.

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:02pm

    You dumb slut, that was my dog and you let him fuck you in the asshole before you realized it wasnt me. You were so drunk, my dog fucked you in the ass and you liked it. then you came and you sucked the dog off, so the dog gave you ass to mouth. NASTY WHORE

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:01pm

    Youre supposed to jack the dog off while screaming RED ROCKET RED ROCKET!!!!!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 10, 10 at 1:27am

    Sit. Roll over. Fuk?

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:43am

    That's always fun

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:53am

    11:02, grow the fuck up.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:23pm

    Key to success on tfln- start ur text w/ "may or may not have _________". this is stupid and fake

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:32pm

    Yes 11:49, used to be good, now is fulll of unfunny non believable shit like this

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 7:22pm

    In bed? sometimes happens, I've snuggled up on my dog hard.

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:48pm

    It should be safe to assume that the OP is part of Team Jacob.

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 5:12pm

    Maggs, if you read this it WAS NOT ME!!!