He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I need to stop coming to work sober
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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