and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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