I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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