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  • Submitted by Barbarella32 on Jul 5, 12 at 3:32pm

    Dignity - you're doing it wrong.

  • Submitted by friedbunnies on Jul 5, 12 at 2:43pm

    Creepy ass bitch.

  • Submitted by nick_m on Jul 5, 12 at 3:05pm

    Yeah pretty weird... I'd wake your ass up and be like bitch where are my clothes I'm leaving.

  • Submitted by wagonwheel91 on Jul 5, 12 at 4:33pm

    Brilliantly psycho

  • Submitted by girlsRbumd on Jul 5, 12 at 3:16pm

    Don't be surprised when he hides your car keys.

  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Jul 5, 12 at 6:19pm

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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      Submitted by kermie2000 on Jul 6, 12 at 12:45am

      YOU DONT KNOW WHAT PAIN IS!!!

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 5, 12 at 3:26pm

    Cue "super clinger girl" meme....

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    Submitted by porksword on Jul 5, 12 at 5:15pm

    He chewed his arm off to escape last time. What makes you think a walk of shame in a dress or naked would stop him?

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    Submitted by jaysonhefner on Jul 5, 12 at 7:15pm

    That's a stage 5

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    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Jul 6, 12 at 4:42am

    if they won't stay and You want them to, maybe you should find a new person to come over... you don't have to tolerate disrespect.

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    Submitted by sk8tergater on Jul 5, 12 at 3:29pm

    Bat shit crazy much?!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 5, 12 at 8:00pm

    You, ma'am, are a creeper. Please get therapy before you try to date anyone else.

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    Submitted by PHD1026 on Jul 6, 12 at 7:47am

    Uh hu. You keep telling yourself that......Booty call

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    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jul 5, 12 at 3:53pm

    I think I know this chick. Pretty sure I saw her on the cover of last months Crazy Bitch Magazine.

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    Submitted by mauiijims13 on Jul 6, 12 at 3:56am

    Creepy....

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    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Jul 6, 12 at 7:11pm

    Stage 5 clinger

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    Submitted by anonymousdude84 on Jul 10, 12 at 4:24am

    If you're fucking guys who sneak out the next morning... you need to either lower your standards, or accept that they are better than you and want nothing to do with you aside from your booty\n\nA lot of girls are in denial about this, they reject guys on their level, but are continually puzzled as to why 'guys they like' won't stay around them. A hint- it's because the guys want nothing to do with you! You are shooting too high! You are being greedy and they know it! They give you

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    Submitted by thirrteen on Jul 6, 12 at 11:29am

    That's a Stage V clinger

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    Submitted by fat_boy on Jul 5, 12 at 11:33pm

    Take a leak on her face to wake her up.....she'll probably find them real fast....if not, now you have something else to do...

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    Submitted by Farny23 on Jul 24, 12 at 1:43pm

    that's not the way to rep the 701 area code psycho

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    Submitted by sleete on Jul 6, 12 at 2:23am

    Don't worry, he'll just call his buddy and have him deliver clothes.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 19, 12 at 8:21am

    Had this happen before. Scary chicks. Great sex, but scary

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    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 5, 12 at 8:16pm

    I have had to escape out from under a huge sexy man who passed out on top of me in order to sleep in my own bed. I make sure all my belongings are right in front of the door in case I have to get out of the apartment really fast. I am now willing to dress in the elevator if there is yelling as I leave. He's pretty serious about me staying the night and even he hasn't stolen my clothes yet.

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      Submitted by ck24 on Jul 5, 12 at 8:27pm

      Shut the fuck up no one cares

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        Submitted by porksword on Jul 5, 12 at 9:44pm

        Yeah, same things happened to ck24 a million times...

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          Submitted by ck24 on Jul 7, 12 at 1:42pm

          Isnt that the line you save for eightyeight?