What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize