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  • 47 42
    Submitted by bunny420 on Apr 10, 11 at 6:58pm

    give me his number!

  • 37 25
    Submitted by Awheatie17 on Apr 11, 11 at 11:51pm

    Imagine if he had candles

  • 37 29
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on Apr 11, 11 at 2:07pm

    He is a KEEPER!

  • 40 37
    Submitted by dns8992 on Apr 14, 11 at 12:28pm

    Yeah, marry him

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on Apr 18, 11 at 6:37pm

    Best. Dad. Ever

  • 38 47
    Submitted by CMoney12391 on Apr 11, 11 at 3:24am

    Pizza and wine only work after great sex the night before. You'll know if you did bad or good depending on that morning effort breakfast. Unless she's a snorlax and they are damn greatful

  • 34 42
    Submitted by arthurlux on Apr 10, 11 at 8:00pm

    Did he get it out of the dishwasher?

  • 32 46
    Submitted by rmbiggs69 on Apr 10, 11 at 8:04pm

    Lol Arthur

  • 26 50
    Submitted by digthis1 on Apr 10, 11 at 4:58pm

    nothing constitutes love like pizza and a bottle of wine to wash it down with at 9 in the a.m.