found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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