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  • 76 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:11pm

    Stellar! On my way!

  • 69 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:23pm

    Hospital checkup room style, nice

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:12pm

    good night? hell thats a great night!

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:25pm

    At least pretzel dude is creative. You know, he mixes it up and doesn't just say the same thing over and over, like BACON guy. Plus, he almost always has proper spelling and grammar, which is a good thing.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:30am

    No 8:46. You're a towel

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:08pm

    A pretzel for your thoughts?

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 6:50pm

    lol i cant imagine this as a guy.. we dont undress ourselves in that situation! ruins the fun!...besides for all he knows other dudes could go in and then what haha...as for a girl..got nthn to wrry about really

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:46pm

    Your a fucking towel

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:07pm

    3:48pm...agreed...no one thinks you're funny, clever, cool, etc. pretzel doucher.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:43pm

    Sweet. Good job. Win.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:18pm

    East Coast White Unity is in Boston! (Google it!)

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:12pm

    hopefully you remembered the pretzles.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:48pm

    stop talking about fucking pretzels

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:06am

    Haha yess greater Boston area!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:29am

    This text was sent to a lucky son of a bitch.

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:14pm

    I went to grab an elephant ear but all they had were pretzels.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:10am

    Second door on the right, and straight on 'til morning.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:18pm

    In soviet russia the empty one finds you!

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:44pm

    Fuck your white unity minorities ftw

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:07pm

    My area code!!! Yaa greater boston area!!! Getting busyyyyy

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:46pm

    I thought it'd be a girl when I read it cause I'd do something like this for sure!!

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:23pm

    Boston, FTW! So many colleges, so little time...

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:27pm

    my area code, ashamed

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:46am

    I had a boyfriend that liked to do stuff like this :) one time he found a house that was being built and wasn't locked and we had sex in the bedroom...odd now that I look back!

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:40pm

    i love the gender anonymity but i automatically assumed this was written by a dude. hope she found ya!!

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:11pm

    ashamed to share this area code...

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:51pm

    Pretzels??? Now i'm fucking starving.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:09pm

    I like this. I think it's a girlllll!

  • 36 58
    Submitted by foxracing6622 on May 18, 10 at 9:21pm

    People like this make me feel good about being from mass

  • 40 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 11:08am

    haha fuck yes @ this. i was staying in a dorm in colorado for a summer and half my floor was empty with open doors. poor magic nightly.

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:11pm

    It's a bathroom stall.

  • 39 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:26pm

    or changing room at the gym... been there done that

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:12pm

    Fuked up thing is,,,,that was my mom txting me :(

  • 35 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:27pm

    2:33 - i was thinking an empty bedroom at a party.. but your idea is much more exciting!