currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
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What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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