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  • Submitted by HeadbangingBabe on Sep 29, 10 at 1:41pm

    Before you know it, your stage name will be Mary Poppins and you'll be stripping to "Supermassive Black Hole". I hope they throw quarters at (or rather, INTO) you.

  • Submitted by mogmog on Sep 29, 10 at 1:15pm

    So wide an umbrella can fit inside opened?

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    Submitted by stevebauer on Sep 29, 10 at 2:01pm

    Chim Chimminey, Chim Chimminey...

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    Submitted by israfel070 on Sep 29, 10 at 3:02pm

    ...Anyone remember those giant funnels you roll coins in that they used to have at the mall and museums?

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    Submitted by El_Querido_Costa on Sep 29, 10 at 11:40pm

    if you ever notice everything you pull out of mary poppins bag is either cylindrical or ovular.

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    Submitted by thetruth13 on Sep 30, 10 at 3:20pm

    its magical and no one really knows what happens once you're inside?

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    Submitted by ButtaP129 on Sep 30, 10 at 2:08pm

    Too funny!

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    Submitted by CrimpyCrimpy on Sep 30, 10 at 4:40am

    Ew, how loose are you?

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 29, 10 at 5:10pm

    not even light can escape.....i think i'll pass

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    Submitted by cmwings on Sep 29, 10 at 8:31pm

    Black hole? Mary Poppins was a cracker.

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    Submitted by HeadbangingBabe on Sep 29, 10 at 1:36pm

    I can!

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    Submitted by alright367 on Sep 29, 10 at 2:26pm

    sounds like someone's trying too hard to be on tfln...

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 1, 10 at 9:51am

    Just a spoonful of sugar helps my face go down, my face go down, my face go down. Just a spoonful of sugar helps your cum go down, in the most delightful way!

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    Submitted by EuroPeein on Sep 30, 10 at 3:19pm

    "I keep things very trim and proper yet don't be fooled, I can make every inch he has to offer disappear"

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    Submitted by ck24 on Sep 29, 10 at 4:01pm

    Shes Wide bro wide

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    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Sep 29, 10 at 9:29pm

    It happily sucks anything into it that's within range lol

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    Submitted by a_s_d_f on Sep 29, 10 at 10:59pm

    I'll sweep your chimney.