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  • Submitted by insert_cock_here on May 28, 12 at 3:02pm

    We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive. Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 28, 12 at 3:36pm

      Don't stop here, man! This is bat country!

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        Submitted by insert_cock_here on May 28, 12 at 3:41pm

        No point in mentioning these bats.... Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

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    Submitted by learntoswim on May 28, 12 at 11:23pm

    Better than taking bath salt and chewing off people's faces

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    Submitted by Captain_Awesome1 on May 30, 12 at 1:34am

    Considering I've had trips just as strong as this, there's no way you can claim its bullshit. Did someone feed you a cardboard square you 'thought' you got high on once?

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    Submitted by skoot32 on May 28, 12 at 3:20pm

    Nice loathing reference, insert

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    Submitted by nunubeest on May 28, 12 at 4:18pm

    cthulu fhtang

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    Submitted by plygtr85 on May 28, 12 at 10:21pm

    I just want to carve a 'Z' in your forehead...

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    Submitted by Xploder on May 29, 12 at 8:25pm

    I'll wait for a post from someone besides me that has actually done LSD. This is not only total bullshit, it's not even ORIGINAL bullshit.

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    Submitted by certainone862 on Jun 13, 12 at 4:30am

    You don't see shit that's not there on acid. Poser